- Andrew Morenski: I used to be just like you: a short, horny, hopeless dork.
- Patrick Morenski: And now look at you.
- Andrew Morenski: Well, I'm not short.
- Patrick Morenski: You left the outside world; you've got to orient your thinking. You've got think repression, think limits. Think humiliation and despair. You're in high school for Christ sakes!
- Andrew Morenski: [drunk] Well, Ezzard, you are looking at a wanted man.
- Ezzard: Hm, you don't say.
- Andrew Morenski: [tapping his nose] You don't get a nose like this breaking stocks... I'm a stock broker, dammit!
- [looks at his drink]
- Andrew Morenski: What is in this stuff? This has a lot of proof in it. These... these high school kids - have you noticed this? - they're so, doc, am I crazy, they seem so - YOUNG!
- Patrick Morenski: Okay, on one end of the spectrum you've got homo, and on the other you've got hetero. Then there's me, way the fuck over here!
- Andrew Morenski: Do you ever ask yourself "How did I get here?"
- Patrick Morenski: Yeah, I used to, but now I just ask myself "How do I get out?"