Good Morning, Vietnam (1987)

Robert Wuhl: Marty Lee Dreiwitz

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Quotes 

• [the audience response to Hauk replacing Cronauer on the radio] 

  Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : Sir, these letters are unequivocal! Uh, e.g.

  [reads a letter] 

  Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : "Hey, Hauk. Eat a bag of shit. You suck." Now that's pretty much to the point, sir, not much gray area in this one.

• Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz , Dan 'The Man' Levitan , Adrian Cronauer , Edward Garlick : [mocking Lt. Hauk]  ... and if you dooooooo... and if you doooooo

• Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : Can I ask you something? What is the appeal of Joey Bishop? I mean the man's not funny. I know funny, and he's not funny. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice guy, but my father's a nice guy and he's not funny either.

• Lt. Steven Hauk : Where's Crounauer?

  Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : Still eating, sir.

  Lt. Steven Hauk : I want to see him ASAP.

  Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : What, sir?

  Lt. Steven Hauk : As soon as possible.

  Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : VG sir.

• Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : [to French-Vietnamese bar girl]  Hi, I'm William Holden...

• [Before Hauk goes on the air, the other men gently try to change his mind, then Eddie just leans down to the microphone] 

  Edward Garlick : Sir, you're not funny. Ask around.

  Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : Ask me. I mean, I know funny, sir, and I don't think you're it. It's like me, I'm not much with power tools...

• Staff Sgt. Dreiwitz : [When the "B-girls" come over to their table at Jimmy Wah's]  Hello. I'm William Holden.

  Private Abersold : Hey, how come I'm the only one who don't get one?

  Dan 'The Man' Levitan : I'm Dan "The Man" Levitan. You've probably heard my radio show. Haha!