G.I. Joe: The Movie (1987 Video)
William Callaway: Beach Head
Quotes
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Beach-head : What's that bow-wow doing here?
Law : That's my dog, Order. He's trained to sniff out explosives. Order, seek!
Beach-head : This is supposed to be *your* test, Law!
Law : Hey, Law and Order are a team, man. He finds the bombs, I drive the car. We tried it the other way, but it didn't work.
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Beach-head : What is he doing? Get rid of that thing.
[Beach-head throws the explosive device away only to be horrified that Order has retrieved it and given it back to him]
Law : Order! Give it here. I'm sorry, Beach-head. He's usually very obedient.
Beach-head : Yeah well, just get rid of that thing. I hope you BOTH get fleas!
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Beach-head : You six rawhides, you're gonna learn soldiering, and - hey, there's only five of you. Where is that gold-plated goof-off, Lt. Falcon?
Jinx : Terrific question!
Big Lob : Man said he has some errands to do. Go to the tailor, wallpaper his footlocker... weird stuff.
Tunnel Rat : I think he had a date or something.
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Big Lob : Big Lob makes his move! Big Lob goes for the gold!
[attempts to swing across a trench but flames shoot up]
Big Lob : He cuts cross-court, sidestepping the opposition!
[heads towards another trench, filled with water and covered with barbed wire]
Big Lob : He executes a perfect ten dive!
[dives into the water and swims across; gargling]
Big Lob : The goal line is in sight!
[rises out of the water]
Big Lob : Breaks free in the end zone!
[automatic turret starts firing at him; he dodges and tosses a grenade]
Big Lob : Takes down the defense and lays down the long bomb! It's looking good! Rim shot! Will it drop in? YES!
[continues to dodge gunfire until Tunnel Rat comes out of a pipeline and shoots the turret. Big Lob then rings the bell]
Big Lob : Big Lob wins!
[Tunnel Rat rings the bell and the two celebrate]
Big Lob : And the crowd goes bananas!
[Beachhead throws down his remote control in frustration]
Beach Head : The crowd ain't the only thing that's going bananas!