From the Hip (1987)
Elizabeth Perkins: Jo Ann
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1st Judge : Re-direct, Mr. Weathers?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Yes, your Honor. Mr. Torkenson, how long have you known the plaintiff, Mr. Wilby?
Phil Ames : Oh, approximately 12 years.
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : And over that duration, did you have an opportunity to form an opinion as to the character of the plaintiff?
Phil Ames : I did, yeah.
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Could you please state that opinion for the court?
Phil Ames : You mean what I really think of him?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Your honest opinion, sir.
Phil Ames : He's an asshole.
Jo Ann : Objection!
1st Judge : You bet. Sustained! The answer will be stricken.
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Sidebar, your Honor.
1st Judge : Sidebar? What for?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Because I want a sidebar.
1st Judge : [Grunts, then directs lawyers to his bench]
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : I respectfully request, your Honor, that the answer be allowed.
1st Judge : What?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : It should stand. It is relevant.
1st Judge : And it's offensive. Don't compound it, counselor.
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Your Honor, if I may...
1st Judge : Tell the witness to rephrase the answer.
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Well, that's just it, your Honor. He can't. The word has a very distinct connotation. There's nothing else that quite captures it.
Jo Ann : I object. Are you saying the president of a bank can't articulate his thoughts without using profanity?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : What I'm saying, sir, is that there aren't many words to describe the particular slime that your client oozes.
Jo Ann : Objection!
1st Judge : Mr. Weathers, just where in the name of God do you think you are?
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : I think, your Honor, that I'm in a place where every citizen can have his say.
1st Judge : Yes, yes, but not in any way he wants to say it. Tell him to pick another word.
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Like what? Deceitful? Dishonest? Conniving? They're all close...
Jo Ann : Objection!
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : But asshole really fits. It's the only word that accurately describes the man, and we can demonstrate just that. Everybody thinks he's an asshole.
Jo Ann : Son of a bitch!
Robin 'Stormy' Weathers : Oh, that's good, too!
Jo Ann : Shut up!
1st Judge : What the hell?
[Bangs gavel]
1st Judge : Court's adjourned. In my chambers! Now!
