- Anne Osborne: [Anne and Remy are on the scene of a triple murder] Why don't you believe that the killers were cops?
- Remy McSwain: Because if they were cops, they would've stayed right here. And when we arrived, we would've found plants, guns, knives, all kinds of evidence that they resisted arrest. That's somethin' every cop in the world knows how to do.
- Anne Osborne: That sure doesn't surprise me.
- Remy McSwain: Oh yeah? Well, you probably know how to bribe a jury too, don't you?
- [smiles wickedly]
- Remy McSwain: Even though you probably never have, huh?
- Ed Dodge: Andre's afraid of the dark.
- [as DeSoto drops various guns, knives, brass knuckles and assorted weapons on the table]
- Det. Andre DeSoto: Uh uh, it's a jungle out there. If that don't work, I piss on 'em.
- Remy McSwain: Just relax, darlin'. This is the Big Easy. Folks have a certain way o' doin' things down here.
- Anne Osborne: That's OK. I never did have much luck with sex anyway.
- Remy McSwain: Your luck's about to change, cher.
- Sgt. Guerra: Sorry boys, but you know I have to pat everyone down.
- Ed Dodge: [as DeSoto begins placing various weapons on the table] Andre here scared of the dark!
- Det. Andre DeSoto: Dark, Hell! It's a jungle out there...
- Det. Andre DeSoto: [after emptying his pockets of three pistols, two knives, brass knuckles, a black-jack, and a baton] If that don't work, I piss on 'em.
- Anne Osborne: You're a cop for God's sake, you're supposed to uphold the law, but instead you bend it and twist it and sell it. I saw you take that bribe and, and resist arrest and tamper with evidence and perjure yourself under oath.
- Remy McSwain: Don't forget I ran a red light too, huh.
- Anne Osborne: You still think it's funny, don't you? Why don't you just face it, Remy? You're not one of the good guys anymore.