- Damon: [Handing Michael an old musket, and insisting that he take it with him] Well, take it.
- Michael, the Driver: No, those things scare me.
- Damon: Scare you? We had target practice every day when we were training for Viet Nam.
- Michael, the Driver: [Scoffs] We were in the sixth grade and we shot Red Ryder BB guns.
- Damon: It's the same principle!