The Charmings (1987–1988)

Christopher Rich: Eric Charming

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• Snow White Charming : Mother, you shouldn't be doing bad deeds this close to Christmas, you want to be on your best behavior for Santa.

  Queen Lillian White : Santa? You two still believe in Santa? Oh this is rich.

  Snow White Charming : Why shouldn't we believe in him?

  Eric Charming : Hasn't he come every year on Christmas Eve?

  Queen Lillian White : This is not the Enchanted Forrest, this is the Twentieth Century. There are no wishing wells, no pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, and certainly no Santa Claus.

  Sally Miller : [knocks on the door, then enters]  Hi, you guys want to come to the mall to see Santa Claus?

• Fairy Godmother : Cinderella always has a happy ending, and so do Snow White and Prince Charming

  Snow White Charming : You mean we can all go back to the Enchanted Forrest?

  Fairy Godmother : Of course, I have my pumpkin coach right outside.

  Eric Charming : Snow, did you hear that?

  Snow White Charming : We can go home.

  Fairy Godmother : Now everyone hurry and pack because the coach turns into a pumpkin at the stroke of 11.

  Eric Charming : I thought it was midnight?

  Fairy Godmother : That's EFT "Enchanted Forest Time"

• Eric Charming : Have I ever told you how I met your mother, son?

  Thomas Charming : A million times. Grandma gave Mom a poison apple, you rode along on your white horse and kissed her, and woke her up.

  Snow White Charming : [to Eric]  Honey, somehow it sounds better when you tell it.

  Eric Charming : You left out the best part, that's how I've awakened her ever since.

  [Eric and Snow kiss] 

  Thomas Charming : Why don't you get an alarm clock like everyone else!

• Eric Charming : Luther, guess what I am getting Snow for our anniversary?

  Luther : Wall to wall carpeting?

  Eric Charming : No, we're getting a car!

  Luther : All right! A new set of wheels.

  Eric Charming : No not just the wheels, the whole thing. This is going to be the best anniversary ever! Right, Snow?

  Snow White Charming : Oh Eric, what about what mother said?

  Eric Charming : Honey, I would much rather get you a car than a muzzle.

  Snow White Charming : No. About when it comes to cars, you don't know diddly.

  Eric Charming : Oh, that. Honey don't worry. You know it's like making any decision, you get some good solid advice from someone you know you can trust.

  Snow White Charming : Like who?

  [Snow, Eric and Luther then watch a commercial playing on their TV] 

  Honest Abe : [dressed as Abraham Lincoln]  Need help buying a car? Then see me, Abraham Jones, AKA "Honest Abe." The honest used car salesman. Don't be a slave to that old jalopy, let me emancipate you into a beautiful new used car. Take it from me, "Honest Abe." Why, if I can't give you the best deal in town, I'll eat a log cabin!

  Eric Charming : Honey, I think we found our man!