TerrorVision (1986)
Chad Allen: Sherman
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Quotes
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[Sherman meets O.D. for the first time]
O.D. : Hey, little dude, you into metal? Kiss the boot.
Sherman Putterman : [O.D. puts his boot up on the table in front of Sherman, as Sherman raises his assault rifle to O.D.'s crotch] Kiss the ass, bozo.
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[Suzy threatens Sherman that she'll make him take his pill]
Suzy Putterman : Sherman, will you shut up about the monster! I'm gonna make you take your pill.
O.D. : Pills? What color?
Sherman Putterman : Follow me.
O.D. : All right, dude! Pill freak!
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[O.D. compares the alien monster to the E.T. alien]
O.D. : [excited] Oh, this is too rude! Hey, remember that movie? You know, the one about the little space guy. Made you cry like a butthole?
Sherman Putterman : E.T., stupid.
O.D. : Yeah!
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[Medusa arrives in time to kill who she thinks is the alien monster]
Sherman Putterman : Medusa!
Medusa : [Medusa sees Pluthar] Not so fast, asshole! Yah!
Medusa : [hitting Pluthar over the helmet with her purse] Ugly bastard!
Pluthar : [as Pluthar's helmet starts to lose air pressure] Uh! I'm losing pressure!
Suzy Putterman : [Pluthar falls dead] Oh, my God!
Medusa : Right in the nick of time, huh?
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[Sherman and Suzy meet Pluthar]
Pluthar : Please, Earthling, there is little time. I've come to exterminate the hungry beast.
Suzy Putterman : Like, what is going on around here? What is a hungry beast?
Pluthar : On my planet, the hungry beast is a house pet, similar to your Earthly dogs and cats. But, they are highly unstable, prone to mutate wildly and eat everything in sight. When mutation occurs, they must be exterminated at once.
Sherman Putterman : You mean, like, he was somebody's pet?
Pluthar : Oh, yes, they're very lovable, before they mutate.
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[Sherman calls Medusa to tell her he has a problem]
Sherman Putterman : This is Sherman, and I have this problem and nobody believes me.
Medusa : Well... maybe I won't believe you either. Let's hear it.
Sherman Putterman : Grampa and me, we were sleeping. And then we woke up, and there was this monster. And Grampa thought it was a burglar. And then we saw the TV guy. And then Grampa disappeared and the monster went inside the TV. Then Mom came home and locked me in the bomb shelter!
Medusa : So, tell me, Sherman. Under psychiatric care?
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[Stanley turns on the new satellite TV for the first time]
Stanley Putterman : Get ready, you guys. This baby is going to open up a whole new dimension in television pleasure.
Sherman Putterman : Oh, boy.
Raquel Putterman : Oh, Stanley, I'm so excited.
Stanley Putterman : [the TV turns on to show an Asian Samurai movie] Check it out! Dyno picture!
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[the Putterman's see Medusa for the first time on their new satellite TV]
Medusa : Hello, bloodsuckers. Ready to be turned to stone?
Grampa Putterman : Would you look at those hooters!
Stanley Putterman : Holy tomato!
Sherman Putterman : Let's watch her tonight, okay, Grampa? All the way to midnight.
Grampa Putterman : Hell yeah, we'll watch her!
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[Sherman and Grampa see the alien monster for the first time in the TV]
Sherman Putterman : Hey, this looks like a cool movie.
Grampa Putterman : Hey, he's a gross-lookin' booger, ain't he? I'd nuke that sucker!
Grampa Putterman : [the alien monster remains still making growling sounds] Well, do something, you ugly bastard!
Sherman Putterman : Man, this is the dumbest movie I ever saw.
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[Sherman and Grampa watch Medusa on the new satellite TV]
Medusa : All you phone freaks out there, stay tuned.
Sherman Putterman : [Sherman smiles] Oh, boy!
Medusa : We're gonna open up the call lines to see what you perverts are up to.
Medusa : [Grampa smiles] And Medusa wants to hear some kinky... wet... nightmares.
[as the camera zooms down into Medusa's cleavage]
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[Sherman and Grampa react after seeing the alien monster in their living room]
Grampa Putterman : You know what the Sam Hill it was?
Sherman Putterman : It-it looked like a-a monster.
Grampa Putterman : There's no such thing as monsters, boy. It was a God dang burglar! Let's move out!
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[Sherman tries describing the alien monster to Grampa]
Sherman Putterman : [scared] It looked... weird.
Grampa Putterman : Sometimes them burglars wear Halloween masks. They scare the poop outta ya.
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[Sherman and Grampa recon different parts of the house looking for the alien monster]
Sherman Putterman : Grampa? You okay?
Grampa Putterman : A-Okay, little buddy!
[Grampa chugs his alcoholic drink]
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[Sherman tries calling the police for help]
Nutky : [on the phone] Now, Sherman, are you aware that what you're doing is a criminal offense?
Sherman Putterman : Huh?
Nutky : There's a law against prank phone calls.
Sherman Putterman : No, really, I swear there's a monster on TV. It ate Grampa and the TV guy.
Nutky : Now listen here, Sherman Putterman, I'd come out and arrest your ass, but lucky for you, I got some real police emergencies to attend to.
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[Raquel sees the frightened Sherman holding his assault rifle]
Sherman Putterman : Mom... Grampa... a monster!
Raquel Putterman : Oh, for Christ's sake, he's having another one of his attacks.
Raquel Putterman : [Raquel grabs and shakes Sherman around] Sherman! Wake up, Sherman! You're dreaming!
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[Sherman tries telling his mother something weird is going on]
Sherman Putterman : No, Mom, really! Something weird's going on, I swear!
Raquel Putterman : Sherman Putterman, I'm fed up! If you're too big of a sissy to spend the night alone, then you'll just spend the night with Grampa!
[as Raquel throws Sherman with the alien Grampa in the bomb shelter]
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[Sherman telephones Medusa]
Medusa : Me, here, who's there?
Sherman Putterman : Is-Is this Medusa?
Medusa : Well, who's it sound like kid, Count Dracula?
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[Suzy arrives back home and finds Sherman awake]
Sherman Putterman : There's a monster loose. It ate Grampa. I think it ate mom and dad.
Suzy Putterman : Honestly, Sherman. Sometimes, you are such a nerd!
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[Sherman holds his assault rifle on Suzy]
Sherman Putterman : Sis, don't... go... in... there.
Suzy Putterman : Sherman, stop it!
O.D. : Yeah, buzz off, dude. I wanna party!
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[Suzy and Sherman ask the alien Putterman parents if they've seen Grampa]
Suzy Putterman : Have any of you seen Gramps?
Grampa Putterman : [the alien Gramps head pops up from the bed] Right here, honeybee. Just takin' care of business.
Suzy Putterman : Oh, Gramps, that is totally sicko!
Sherman Putterman : [Suzy closes the bedroom door] I thought it was a monster.
Suzy Putterman : That's okay, Sherman. Some day you'll understand.
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[O.D., Sherman, and Suzy feed the monster for the first time]
O.D. : All right!
Sherman Putterman : Rad!
Suzy Putterman : Totally awesome!
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[Suzy tells Sherman and O.D. that they're rich for finding the alien monster]
Sherman Putterman : What are we going to do with him?
Suzy Putterman : We're going to make a million bucks!
Suzy Putterman : [Sherman and O.D. gasp] Don't ya see? This is, like, amazing. I mean, a monster from outer space, like, it's like we own him.
O.D. : Oh, yeah! rude! I mean that guy probably doesn't even know what money is!
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[Sherman comes up with calling Medusa for help with the alien monster]
Sherman Putterman : I know. Medusa - Maybe she'll help us.
O.D. : Yeah, dude, she understands monsters. Let's call her. But, no more partners, okay?
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[Sherman, O.D. and Suzy call to talk to Medusa for help]
Sherman Putterman : [on the phone] Well, you know that monster I told you about? He's really here. We're teaching him to talk, me and my sister.
O.D. : And me, man, O.D. Riley!
Medusa : Well, listen, Sherman. I've had a long night. So, uh, call me next week. We'll chat it up.
Sherman Putterman : But wait!
Suzy Putterman : [Suzy takes the phone] Let me! Medusa?
Medusa : Oh, who's this? Your split personality?
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[Suzy tries asking the alien monster for its name]
Suzy Putterman : What's your name? What planet are you from?
Sherman Putterman : [the alien monster growls nodding up and down] He doesn't know what you're taking about. He's just a monster.
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[while hiding from the alien monster Suzy asks Sherman what are they going to do?]
Suzy Putterman : What are we gonna do?
Sherman Putterman : We're going to blow his butt to kingdom come!
Suzy Putterman : Huh?
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[Sherman arms Suzy with a weapon]
Sherman Putterman : [Sherman hands Suzy an assault rifle] Here, best chance to stop him is a brain shot.
Suzy Putterman : What are you talking about? We don't even know where his brain is!
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[Sherman and Suzy find the alien monster's sludge all over]
Sherman Putterman : Wow, these grenades are pretty neat. Maybe I killed it already.
Suzy Putterman : It didn't sound too dead when it ate that cop.
Sherman Putterman : Yeah, well, maybe I wounded it.
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[the armed Sherman and Suzy find the alien monster in their living room watching TV]
Sherman Putterman : [carrying assault rifles] Perfect set-up for a surprise attack.
Suzy Putterman : Attack? I'm so sure! The hand grenade didn't even phase him!
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[Pluthar tells Sherman and Suzy how he can return their mother and father]
Pluthar : Well, we do have a process. If I can take the beast back alive, which isn't likely, the victim's genes could be extracted from the hungry beast's tissue and grown in special serum cultures.
Sherman Putterman : You mean, like, clones?
Suzy Putterman : Clones of mommy and daddy?
Pluthar : No, no, they'd be the real mommy and daddy. Of course, they'd have to live in special aquariums.
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[Suzy yells at Medusa for killing Pluthar]
Suzy Putterman : You killed him!
Sherman Putterman : [Sherman kneels over Pluthar's body] Spaceman, spaceman, please don't die!
Medusa : Hey, what's with you guys? I just saved your ass! How 'bout a little gratitude?
Suzy Putterman : You killed him. You stupid bitch! It was are only hope!
Medusa : Huh?
