Two not-too-clever young doctors open a fitness center and promise that people can lose 7 kilos in 7 days; when the enterprise fails, they open a gourmet restaurant.
Silvano and Alfio are mediocre students who manage to snatch away a degree at the university where they both studied medicine with abysmal results. After a few years Silvano (now a peddler of beauty products who on the side sells pornographic material and sex toys) meets Alfio again, now running a beauty parlor fueled with the money of his neurotic wife.