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7/10
He's been framed!
paul_johnr10 February 2006
After the ridiculous yet entertaining 'Death Wish 3,' Charles Bronson and his fans needed to relax for a while. Fortunately enough, Bronson and director J. Lee Thompson came out in 1986 with the actioner/dark comedy 'Murphy's Law,' whose texture is almost the complete opposite of DW3. While still carrying its fair share of sex, violence, and overall bad taste, 'Murphy's Law' is a light-hearted film by comparison and makes neat changes to Bronson's on-screen persona.

In a workmanlike script by Gail Morgan Hickman (of TV's 'The Equalizer'), Bronson reprises his earlier cop roles as Jack Murphy, a Los Angeles detective who is going to pieces after breaking up with his sex-starved wife. Murphy is a heavy drinker who struggles to get out of bed in the morning; when he does manage to rise, he argues with other detectives on the force and nags his ex (Angel Topkins), who has begun stripping at a local nightclub.

To fulfill Murphy's Law - "if anything can go wrong, it will" - the justice system has released Joan Freeman (Carrie Snodgress), a psychopath whom Murphy arrested for murder ten years before. Dead-set on revenge, Freeman returns to knock off everyone linked to her case, including Murphy and his acquaintances. Sure enough, Murphy is collared for the death of his ex-wife and finds himself in lockup with Arabella McGee (Kathleen Wilhoite), a foul-mouthed young woman whom he just arrested for driving off with his car. Handcuffed to one another, he manages to take McGee hostage and escape from jail. The bulk of 'Murphy's Law' follows Murphy and McGee in their search for the real killer, ticking off an already-livid mob boss (Richard Romanus) in the process.

Like other Bronson films from the 80s, 'Murphy's Law' doesn't boast Oscar-worthy scriptwriting, acting, or technical work. The film is geared towards an average Bronson connoisseur, with Charles quietly sweeping out the trash. But 'Murphy's Law' isn't without heart: Bronson looks very human, with a healthy amount of vulnerability. In what other 80s film does Bronson get arrested, bleed, pass out, have a concussion, make a friend, and even sit down for a sandwich?

Bronson and Kathleen Wilhoite don't have "chemistry" per se, but to watch an odd friendship develop between Murphy and McGee is entertaining in itself. Although Wilhoite is given a ridiculous number of swear words to toss around ("jock itch" and "camel crotch" are two good ones), McGee still comes off as lovable, a girl you'd actually love to hang around and steal cars with. Carrie Snodgress balances the humor of Murphy and McGee with an intense performance as the killer. The supporting cast, including Robert F. Lyons, Bill Henderson, and Richard Romanus, is quite good, although Romanus is guilty of overacting in certain scenes as mob head Frank Vincenzo.

Compared to J. Lee Thompson's other films of the decade, 'Murphy's Law' is above average technically. The film was decently edited by his son Peter and Charles Simmons (although you should watch Vincenzo's robe during the hooker scene) and crisp cinematography was supplied by Alex Phillips Jr., another Thompson mainstay. Of disappointing quality is the music by Marc Donahue and Valentine McCallum, which is synthesized and very repetitive. Wilhoite sings the more pleasing end theme.

Highly recommended for action fans and a must for Bronson collectors, 'Murphy's Law' is available on DVD from MGM Home Entertainment in dual widescreen and standard format with three-language subtitles. To my surprise, the digital transfer is excellent, showing crystal-clear visuals and almost no grain. Murphy's theatrical trailer is included as an extra, which looks shopworn and has Bronson saying "Don't -mess- with Jack Murphy." Fill in the blank yourself.

After 'Murphy's Law,' Bronson and Thompson hit a dry spell with 'Death Wish 4' and 'Messenger of Death.' They ended their collaboration in 1989 with the engaging 'Kinjite: Forbidden Subjects,' Thompson's last film as a director. Bronson's wife Jill Ireland, incidentally, co-produced 'Murphy' with Pancho Kohner.

*** out of 4
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7/10
"Go To Hell.................. Ladies First"
bkoganbing21 May 2007
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One of the more enjoyable Charles Bronson violence fest flicks I've always liked is Murphy's Law. If for no other reason than to enjoy the stream of original insults flowing from the mouth of Kathleen Wilhoite.

Jack Murphy as played by Bronson is a hard luck cop, whose manner seems to make him just as many friends among the good guys as the bad. His wife has even left him to earn money as a topless dancer.

And on the day when Murphy's Law comes crashing down on Murphy he gets himself stuck with a foulmouthed teenage runaway. First he arrests her and later when he's arrested for the murder of his ex-wife and her boyfriend, he escapes with foulmouthed Kathleen Wilhoite handcuffed to him.

Among Murphy's other enemies are mafioso Robert Romanus and his family, a jealous fellow homicide cop James Luisi, and recently released killer Carrie Snodgrass. One way or another they're all out to get him.

By the way all three of those players deliver wonderful performances, especially Snodgrass. She is one evil woman.

But the one who really steals this film is young Kathleen Wilhoite at whom I'm amazed at the writers of Murphy's Law were able to find so many insults to cram into her mouth during a 102 minute film. She delivers them with gusto to Bronson and anyone else in hearing range.

I think viewers will enjoy this film, especially the last 20 minutes or so where Bronson takes on all his foes.
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7/10
Well you just don't mess with him.
hitchcockthelegend26 August 2008
Veteran detective Jack Murphy is a highly wanted man, after being framed for the murder of his ex-wife, he escapes and sets off in pursuit of the real killer. But Jack not only has the killer to occupy his mind, he also has the mob hoping to bring him down as well.

Murphy's Law is a very enjoyable and tidy thriller, it finds Charles Bronson in a role that requires a cool veneer, that he delivers is something of a given to this particular viewer, but the unflustered nature of the character actually lifts this film above many of Bronson's other 80s efforts.

The plot is simple, and some of the dialogue comes heavy with a slice of cheese, but the set pieces stand up, and here we have a female villain worthy of the title. Carrie Snodgress is the lady in question, and although underused because of Murphy's other plot strands, she puts gusto and menace into the role of the vengeful Joan Freeman.

A running plot strand involving Murphy and Kathleen Wilhoite's youthful and foul mouthed Arabella McGee, only hinders the film instead of enhancing it, though the simmering sexual tension between the two does make for an intriguing arc - and it definitely helps the film's finale deliver the goods with added impact.

Perhaps I'm being over biased towards Bronson? But I honestly believe that this film is seriously undervalued on internet sites, so enjoy the cool leading man and take in a great female villain - even if she is sadly under written. 7/10
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7/10
Don't 'mess' with Jack Murphy!
legendaryunderdog18 May 2008
I found this Charles Bronson/J. Lee Thompson film combo to be not so bad after all. Bronson plays tough as nails detective/cop Jack Murphy who lost his wife and now has a big drinking problem. Along the way through his travels he runs into a very mouthy young lady who eventually becomes friendly with him. The action is all there along with some rare Bronson dark-humor as well. It seems as though somebody is getting revenge on Bronson and his cronies for an unfortunate incident that had happened years prior. Very well done movie, I thought at times it was a little cheesy (I keep forgetting that this flick was from 1986). Not bad at all. Definitely a rating or two (or three) higher than Director Thompson and Bronsons next film combo 'Death Wish 4 : The Crackdown'. It is worth a viewing. 7 out of 10 stars will definitely do.
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7/10
"What took you so long, butt-crust?"
Hey_Sweden12 January 2017
Mostly routine, but agreeably trashy goodness from the Charles Bronson-J. Lee Thompson- Cannon Group-1980s assembly line. The almighty Bronson plays Jack Murphy, a detective whose motto is simple: "Don't *beep* with Jack Murphy." But of course, somebody does: a vindictive, psychotic woman named Joan Freeman (Carrie Snodgress), who goes about murdering people who Jack knows and framing him for the crimes. However, Jack seizes upon an opportunity, breaking out of prison while handcuffed (shades of "The Defiant Ones") to a foul mouthed car thief, Arabella McGee (scene stealing Kathleen Wilhoite).

With this team, you expect some pretty straightforward, and effectively sleazy, entertainment. It's fairly violent as well as exploitative (ever delectable Angel Tompkins, as Jacks' ex-wife Jan, plays a stripper and shows off some of the goods). Gail Morgan Hickmans' story is diverting, throwing in a subplot involving a mobster named Frank Vincenzo (Richard Romanus) and creating a reasonable body count.

What gives this otherwise formulaic scenario a shot in the arm is the give and take between Bronson and the sexy, husky voiced Wilhoite. She's constantly firing off insults at him. While they were much more profane in the original script, Wilhoites' one-liners are still ridiculously funny. And you can see that Bronson is having some fun with this premise. It's not often that he had a full blown sidekick in one of his vehicles.

Other familiar faces that turn up include Robert F. Lyons, Bill Henderson, James Luisi, Janet MacLachlan, and Lawrence Tierney. It is somewhat novel that our vengeance crazed villain is female, and Snodgress is just fine as the kind of psycho who's *well aware* that they're a psycho.

Capped off by a finale that offers up some fairly good suspense, and a typically amusing Bronson quip.

Wilhoite gets an "introducing" credit, although she'd actually made her film debut in "Private School" three years previous. She also belts out the theme song over the end credits.

Seven out of 10.
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A+ Bronson!
dtucker8617 October 2003
All right folks, we all know the late Mister Bronson wasn't a good "actor" in the traditional sense. When you went to see his films, you didn't go to see him do Shakespeare or Tennessee Williams, you went to see him blow scum away and he always delivered. I think he had a higher body count then Clint Eastwood. Murphy's Law is probably the closest thing he ever did to a comedy. He and Kathleen Wilhoite made a good team as a foul mouthed street girl and a drunken framed for murder cop on the run. Wilhoite has to set some kind of a record in this film for the most swear words (the most imaginative swear words). Bronson is stony faced as usual but that was just him. I like the scene where he plays Russian Roulette on that one mobster (he literally catches him with his pants down). Jack Murphy is a burnt out drunk but you still feel for him. The only thing I couldn't figure out is why he didn't show them that bump on the back of his head after those guys killed his ex wife and tried to make it look like he did it? Lapse of logic there. The jail break and helicopter scene are the best part of the film as is the final shootout. Carrie Snodgrass is wonderful as the female psychopath and I love this exchange she has with Bronson (You go to hell!...Ladies first!). Bronson was never really able to have another hit as big as Death Wish (who could top that?). However this film is worth a look, after all in how many films does the hero throw his groceries at the bad guys and get kneed in the cojones by the heroine? Look for 1940s gangster star Lawrence Tierney in a cameo.
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5/10
Typical Charles Bronson film with psychopath included
ma-cortes23 November 2006
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A psychopatic series killer(Carrie Snodgress) executes a criminal rampage(among others Laurence Tierney) and a police named Newman(Charles Bronson) is accused for killing .Also his ex-wife, a stripper(Angel Tompkins)is murdered and Newman is sent to the jail.He breaks out from the prison shackled to a thief adolescent girl named Arabella(Kathleen Wilhoite).Both early are coping with mutual hatred for different character and age as they run from the police although later they team up.They gather together escape prison handcuffed leading a chase that involves a helicopter and numerous shootouts. Meanwhile he asks the help a friend police(Robert F Lyons)and the killer goes to murder a friend of him and the newspaper publishes: Escaped cop kills again.

The film is an action packed formulaic tale of two escaped convicts,one tough and one rebel,foul mouthed young ,they flee from the authority and confront nasties mobsters(Richard Romanus).Here there isn't ¨Death Wish¨story but it's a plot utilized in previous films as ¨The Defiants:version 1958,1986;The Gauntlet;48 hours,and Fled¨all of which are quite better movies.The picture is produced by Cannon production,Menahen Golan,Yoran Globus, in their splendor time. The motion picture is regularly directed by the veteran and recently deceased J.Lee Thompson,a successful director although in his last period he only directed various violent Charles Bronson vehicles,like this one.Rating : Average though sometimes is a little entertained.The picture is exclusively for Charles Bronson hardcore devotees.
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6/10
classic bronson doing what he does best; kicking ass
michellelocke00715 September 2010
while he was still making movies for cannon films which is no longer in existence, bronson took the lead in this cop thriller from the early eighties. he stars as jack murphy a worn and beaten down cop who has been framed for the murder of his wife who left him to become a stripper in a sleazy bar. while on the run from the mob as well, and trying to clear his name, he is handcuffed to a mouthy petty thief named arabella mcgee. considering it is kathleen whilhoite's first starring role in a feature (she plays arabella) she turned in a great and funny performance. she has a mouth like a trucker but has some very creative and imaginative ways of telling people off who displease her ie. snot-licking donkey fart among other things. while she is more than half of bronson's age the writers were trying to build some kind of weird sexual tension between the two and it clearly wasn't working. it came off more creepy and awkward than anything else. while bronson's later movies won't win any awards it will keep you entertained.
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5/10
My Least Favorite Bronson Flick - But Still Watchable due to Bronson
Witchfinder-General-66626 January 2008
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I am a huge fan of the late Charles Bronson and, in my opinion, every movie starring the toughest guy who ever hit the screen is worth watching. Out of all Bronson flicks I've seen however (and I've seen quite many), J. Lee Thompson's "Murphy's Law" of 1986 is my least favorite. The film is worth the time due to Bronson, but I recommend to watch any other cop thriller with good old Charles before watching this one. Director J. Lee Thompson made several other films with Bronson, such as "The White Buffalo", "10 To Midnight" and "Death Wish 4". "10 To Midnight" is also a police thriller, but a very decent and suspenseful one that I recommend to see instead.

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What bothers me about "Murphy's Law" is not only that it gets boring occasionally, but that all the characters except for Jack Murpy, the cop Bronson plays, are quite annoying, and even Bronson's character himself has some very unusual weaknesses. In the beginning of the movie, tough cop Jack Murphy is desperately trying to convince his ex wife to come back to him and to quit her job as a stripper. We all know that, whoever he plays, Bronson is always Bronson. Is a character played by Charles Bronson supposed to be pushed around by his wife? I don't think so! A psychotic woman then gets released form prison due to the help of psychiatrists (usually not the most prestigious profession in Bronson flicks), and vows revenge on those she thinks are responsible for her prison stay, amongst them Jack Murphy. She murders his stripper ex-wife, and Murphy is arrested for the murder. Murphy escapes, in order to find the real killer. Unfortunately, he is chained to Arabella (Kathleen Wilhoite)a young woman who is constantly in trouble with the law. Unfortunately for the viewers, since Arabella is the most annoying little pest imaginable, and I certainly wasn't the only one who would have appreciated if Charley had shut her up. Carrie Snodgress, who plays the psychotic murderess, does an OK job being psychotic, but she is even better at being annoying. Bronson, however, is tough as always, and his presence alone makes this film a worthwhile time waster for his fans. This is why I recommend this film to my fellow Charles Bronson movie enthusiasts. To those who haven't seen many of his films yet, however, I recommend to watch his other films. "Murphy's Law" gets a 5/10 from me, but only due to Bronson.
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6/10
Surprisingly Good 80s Bronson B Movie *** out of *****
Welshfilmfan3 February 2009
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Another Charles Bronson Film from the 80's produced by Golan/Globus' Cannon Group - A Studio notorious throughout the 80s for making pretty trashy Films on a low budget starring Chuck Norris, Bronson or bigger stars out of work, so my expectations were very low....

I have to say I was pleasantly surprised, I know it's not going to win any awards but for what is, it's pretty good.

Bronson plays Det. Jack Murphy a Middle aged cop with relationship and drink problems whose stripper Ex-Wife and his various Friends are being bumped off by someone - The Police force thinks it's him and so he's arrested and stuck in jail with a young carjacker Arabella Mcgee (Kathleen Wilhoite) who tried to steal his car earlier on - So to clear his name and find out whose killing his buddies and why - he breaks out of Prison still handcuffed to the initially reluctant Arabella.

The Script is neither here nor there in 'Cannon Films' although the Insults Aimed at Murphy from Arabella throughout border on ridiculous and are probably the oddest ever filmed.

There's plenty of action and is directed well from the Director of 'Cape Fear' & 'Guns of Navarone' J.Lee Thompson, who made quite a few films with Bronson.

All in All not great, but far better than you would expect.

*** out of *****
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5/10
Decent Bronson movie
mrfilmmaker66626 November 2003
This is a decent Bronson movie, not that great, maybe worth a rent if you're a fan. But Kathleen Wilhoite's character gets a bit annoying. Action packed, some decent scenes, and a helicopter crash into a barn where horny hillbillies await! 3/5 Stars
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8/10
Dont Mess with Jack Murphy
chillinvillin811 February 2004
I think that Charles Bronson's performance as an alcoholic washed up cop is great. This is a great cop movie that doesnt fit the mold of most police films made. It is entertaining, and though Arabella's mouth gets a little annoying the film holds your attention. The villain in this film is unique and as mean as they come. Check it out if you like Bronson!!
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7/10
Surprisingly Progressive For 2021
statuskuo19 February 2021
Charles Bronson plays Murphy. A drunken lifer cop who stumbles around town struggling through investigations while also lamenting about an ex-wife who would prefer being a stripper than being married to him. Ouch.

For a reason we will discover late in the flick, he is being hunted by a FEMALE ASSASSIN. Played wonderfully by Carrie Snodgrass (which looks like a role Helen Mirren would rock today). She is brutal and calculating and devoid of any maternal instincts.

Bronson is also saddled with a street urchin played by Katherine Wilhoite. She's foul mouthed and mean but also streetwise when it comes to surviving. Together they set out to clear Murphy's name from a crime he'd been framed for.

What I dig about J. Lee Thompson, is that he really doesn't paint a pretty picture when it comes to humanity. People do ugly things. And innocent people do get killed. In a lesser flick, I think they would sanitize the violence. But he doesn't. And for a movie made in the mid-80's it's surprising how well it holds up. Bronson isn't going to be known for his depth in character here. He is...who he is. Which isn't a bad thing. You want him to be the sad sack cop. Burned out and tired. Fed up. He looks and acts physically tired. In this case, the thing does work for what it is.
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2/10
If the movie can get any possibly worse, it does...
fmarkland323 July 2006
Chuck Bronson stars as Jack Murphy, a cop who is the suspect of the murder of his ex-wife turned stripper, seems that Bronson is being framed by a lunatic female serial killer (Played rather well by Carrie Snodgress) and she is making his life a personal hell, however Bronson best known for his Death Wish antics, brings vigilante justice to dispatch her as soon as possible. For a little more fun (Mainly because the body count wasn't rising in the three digit column), Bronson also takes on mobsters. I'm a huge Charles Bronson fan, I loved Death Wish, Hard Times and The Mechanic, I also have a soft spot for the Death Wish sequels. Still when I saw this in theaters twenty years ago, it wounded me, I kept thinking, You're Charles Bronson, how could you even possibly consider doing something like this? The action sequences in particular are badly staged with Bronson doing little motion, also acting wise Bronson looks as if he wants to get the hell out of dodge and leave the set in a huff. However this all makes Murphy's Law a sub-par action flick, what makes it fall in the "Terrible" category is the dialog consists of some of the worst things ever written in a script. I believe this is the only movie where someone tries to stop a speeding car with a bag of groceries and actually succeeds.

* out of 4-(Bad)
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Excellent action film
nicholas.rhodes28 June 2003
I am a great fan of Charles Bronson, and this is indeed a great action film with plenty of violence in the same vein as the Death Wish series. You are not bored for one minute, as there's always so much going on. And I just love Bronson's way of dealing with tricky situations. The only thing that frightened me was the lady villain. Her face, her dialogues, her look were really FRIGHTENING. They certainly found the actress for the job. No doubt they wouldn't make films like that today since we are now living under the yoke of political correctness ! All the more reason to buy the dvd to get a breath of fresh air and personal liberty !
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7/10
"Ladies first" is the last thing this lady will hear, thanks to Jack Murphy
Terrell-47 October 2009
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Murphy's Law: If anything could possibly go wrong, it will.

Murphy's Second Law: Don't mess with Jack Murphy. (Substitute the usual word for 'mess.')

Murphy's Law is a lot better than some people would have you believe. Yeah, yeah, it's a Charles Bronson film from the Eighties, a period when a lot of film enthusiasts sniffed that Bronson was little more than a stuffed dummy who phoned in his performances. Bronson is one of those actors who make condescension drip from the lips of some cineastes.

Charles Bronson was no typical Hollywood actor. He didn't have to be. With that worn-out, weary, tough face he could set a scene just by being there. Bronson was Bronson, and we knew the kind of taciturn, honest, relentless character he'd be. Bronson was a private man, kept to himself, was realistic about his talents and proud enough to deliver the goods. With all that said, you either kind of like his star movies, or at least some of them, or you kind of don't. Murphy's Law is one I like.

Jack Murphy is a police detective on the downslide. His wife, a stacked stripper at a gentlemen's club who fancies herself a dancer, has just divorced him. Murphy doesn't want to let her go, drinks himself into a stupor most nights and shows up for work with stains on his rumpled suit and bad breath. Then his wife is killed and he's arrested for her murder. Jack Murphy knows he must find out who the real murderer is, so he breaks out of jail. While he tries to identify the killer, the killer bumps off one person after another who helps Murphy or who was associated with him. Early in the movie we know who the killer is (this is no spoiler), a psycho named Joan Freeman (Carrie Snodgrass). Murphy put her behind bars ten years ago and now she's out. She's ready for some wet revenge. She leaves corpses in her wake. She pumps iron with a vengeance. She smokes. She's also handy with a garrote, a cross bow and a pistol. Never, never take a bath with her.

With just this as a plot Murphy's Law might have been an efficient, violent and reasonably entertaining Bronson movie. What I like about it is the gimmick -- the relationship between Murphy and a foul-mouthed young thief named Arabella McGee (played by Kathleen Wilhoit). Murphy had been handcuffed to Arabella at the stationhouse after he was arrested. When he broke out he had to take her along with him. A movie cliché? Sure. I think it works because of Murphy's tough stoicism and Arabella's creative and energetic profanity. There's nice chemistry between Bronson and Wilhoit. Wilhoit looks more like a tomboy than a cutesy starlet, more a gamin rough around the edges. She's a good actress and holds her own with Bronson's screen charisma. When the handcuffs finally come off thanks to Arabella's lock- picking skills, she decides to stick around with Murphy. If he can clear his name, he'll clear hers as being an accomplice in the escape. And off they go, with Murphy now fighting a three-front war. Freeman is after him. A cop who hates his guts is after him. And a mob smoothie he beat up is after him. The climax is a rough battle between Murphy and Freeman in a dark, gloomy building already loaded with some of her corpses. Arabella proves useful. Murphy proves capable.
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7/10
Murphy's Law (1986) ***
JoeKarlosi21 June 2008
I revisited this for the first time in several years, and I really enjoyed it. It's got a stronger and different Charles Bronson performance in it as he plays a cop who's one of several targets on an insane woman's hit list as she seeks vengeance after getting out of jail. In addition to the good Bronson performance, I thought the female killer (Carrie Snodgress) was a welcome addition and was a fairly formidable villainess. The big problem in the film is the repetitive and childish "potty-mouth" name calling by the annoying Kathleen Wilhoite; it's not funny especially after a couple dozen times, nor are the names especially creative. She plays a young car thief who gets mixed up with Bronson and comes close to spoiling the movie; thankfully there is still enough action going on that I'm willing to ignore her and call this a good film of its type. *** out of ****
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3/10
Lazy action thriller.
barnabyrudge9 September 2003
Charles Bronson once again re-teams with director J. Lee Thompson (it isn't exactly Cary Grant and Alfred Hitchcock is it?) for another hard boiled thriller. You don't have to have much cinematic experience to know what to expect when these two fellows put their talents together....and once again, it's all violence and foul language in a dreadfully familiar psycho-on-the-loose thriller.

Bronson plays a loose cannon of a cop - a sort of inexpressive cousin of Dirty Harry - who has a booze problem since separating from his wife (who's also a sleazy stripper). To add to his woes, he upsets the local Mob bigwig by gunning down his brother, and even more trouble heads his way when a female stalker starts calling him on the phone and warning him that she means to kill him. His wife and her slimy lover are murdered; Bronson is framed for the slaying and spends the rest of the picture eluding the cops whilst attempting to unveil the real killer, aided by a dirty-mouthed lady car thief.

The action sequences in this one are generally sub-standard, and the performances are fairly lazy. Wilhoite makes her movie debut and tries hard, but the script does her no favours by asking at least ten smart-ass wisecracks too many of her. Bronson looks like a caricature of himself, phoning in an undemanding Death Wish-style performance with the one difference being that this time he is marginally on the right side of the law. Snodgress, interestingly cast as a female crackpot, widens her eyes in violent rage and looks like a pantomime baddie in every predictable scene she's in.
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6/10
Great insults!
exmfc14 February 2005
Our group watched this on valentine's day and I can tell you that it was a wonderful idea. We ended up writing down as many of those excellent 80's insults as possible, and our list ended up filling an entire page. You just don't see movies anymore where a major character says things like "I must have boogers for brains," or "eat it toe jam," let alone calls Bronson a "Snot Licking Donkey Fart" or a "Camel Crotch." We agonized over the seething sexual subtext throughout the film, wondering "would they or wouldn't they?" For maximum fun, appoint someone to yell "BRONSONED!!!!" whenever a heaping helping of snarling .44 Magnum super-justice appears imminent.
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5/10
OK if predictable.
gridoon12 August 1999
An OK if relentlessly, thoroughly predictable Bronson thriller, certainly better than a "Death Wish" sequel. Some amusing profanities stand out and almost save the very boring script. Thomson's direction is routine.
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7/10
Bronson's law, is the only law you need to know
Murphys Law is a tight, action packed, psychological adventure, thriller. There, I said it. It's one of his better vehicles. I love adventure thrillers like this, and it's revenge theme is a bonus. Settling an old score, psycho killer (Snodgress), who's escaped from the looney bun, sets up Bronson good, only having him escape, handcuffed to a reluctant foul mouthed prisoner (the great versatile character actress, Kathleen Wilhoitte) where they escape in a helicopter off the top off the police building then crash into a barn, occupied by druggie bikers. I'll just let you see how Bronson handles this one. Wilhoitte's insults deserves recognition for their originality. Soon the two become pals, where she assists him in tracking down the SOB responsible for killing his wife, then framing him. One suspect, a gangster, who Bronson cautions, with his own brand of Murphy's Law, after he made threats towards him, is literally caught with his pants down down. If you love watching Bronson do what he does best, just add this better title to the list. Murphy, a bit of a boozer too, doesn't like other cops insulting his wife either.
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5/10
Cheesy, over the top 80's action movie, still lots of fun though
mureshanaugustin6 June 2010
When I first read the synopsis to this film I thought I'd get to see an older, more experienced Vigellante type of character that old Charlie has used his audience with.

Actually this film is not even close to the Death Wish series, not even with the last two, which were quite mediocre, if not bad. In some ways Murphy's Law reminds me of Stallone's Cobra: over the top attitude, cheesy dialogs and colorful language, the whole B+ action film recipe.

Don't be discouraged though, give Murphy a chance and watch the film, it can be fun. I did just that, at least for Bronson's sake, if not for the production it's self, we all know that Le Monstre Sacre's filmography is actually cinema history. I give it a 5/10, it is a watchable action flick, especially on those nights when you just have nothing else better to do.
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8/10
Jack Murphy is the law and you just broke it!
The Bronson Fan21 July 2003
Warning: Spoilers
Spoilers ahead. Murphy's Law is a the way fans of Charles Bronson want to see him...kicking ass and not taking anything from anybody. Murphy's Laws is about a cop Jack Murphy (Bronson) who's down on his luck, likes the bottle and wife just left him. All this and he's a guy who's made a lot of enemies in the past and one just got out. One thing leads to another Bronson is framed for the murder of his ex wife and boyfriend and goes on the lamb stuck with a rather annoying punked out female character, who at least has some funny dialogue. Soon Bronson's friends and some others are killed leading him to who the real killer is and Bronson must face her...yes a scary female killer in the final showdown. This is one of Bronsons better films. Who wants to see great acting with Bronson, I want to see scum get blown away and this movie delivers it. I would say there was more then enough action and bit story to keep people happy. Along with that there is plenty of bad language and vile comments for entertainment value. Look for Bronson in the police station when he nails the other cop in the face, great moment. Much of the movie Bronson is stuck with a girl named Arabella, who has one of the foulest mouths one will come across who's gets to trash everyone she comes in contact with. Needless to say I didn't need to even see a hint of a love connection between the two. Bronson is way old and she is ugly, so luckily that was not pursued in depth. Overall I enjoyed this movie, although it does not have the action level of Death Wish 3, it packs enough of a punch for a Bronson fan. Overall 8 out of 10 stars. Don't mess With Bronson!
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7/10
The best worst or the least best from the ( In ) Famous Cannon Group
searchanddestroy-111 April 2021
I called it a big surprise when I watched it for the first time, back in the eighties. Lousy, yes, corny, yes, but an unpredictable scheme with our Chucky Bronson being the target of a female assassin.... The directing is not convincing at all from a former great film maker: Jacl Lee Thomson, who had lost his soul since a long time. Yes, this. Movie saves some good moments, such as this relationship, if we may call it this way, between the cop and the young female hoodlum - not the assassin, the other gal. The young punk in skirts reminds me Agnès Soral in TCHAO PANTIN, in her way of behaving. So, you see, Charlie Bronson is surrounded by broads: I could have titled this feature CHARLIE'S ANGELS.
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4/10
Vile Bronson time-killer with a high body count...
moonspinner5517 September 2011
Burnt-out Los Angeles cop (the kind who hides a flask of whiskey in his jacket pocket) is framed for the murders of his estranged wife and her escort; he assumes the hit was ordered by a local mafioso, but the killer is actually a female psychopath whom the cop sent up the river ten years ago and is now exacting her revenge. Better-produced than most of the Golan-Globus action-programmers of the 1980s, and star Charles Bronson is surprisingly energetic throughout, but this is otherwise pretty sleazy stuff. The illogical situations and unconvincing police scenario aside, Gail Morgan Hickman's screenplay is full of embarrassing, Z-grade dialogue (with an emphasis on homophobic slurs and bodily functions) which must have shamed veteran movie director J. Lee Thompson. An unusually strong supporting cast makes it tolerable, and the location for the film's final showdown is an interesting one. *1/2 from ****
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