Haunted Honeymoon (1986)
Bryan Pringle: Pfister
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Quotes
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Pfister : Is he still married?
Larry Abbot : Widower.
Pfister : Widower than what?
Larry Abbot : What do you mean "Widower than what"?
Pfister : You said he was widower.
Larry Abbot : He is.
Pfister : Widower than what?
Larry Abbot : I don't know what you're talking about. He isn't widower than anything.
Pfister : You mean he's just a "wittle" man.
Larry Abbot : That's right.
Pfister : That's all I was asking.
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Larry Abbot : I'm telling you, I felt a cold, dead body lying beside me in bed. Do you understand?
Pfister : I feel that every night. Warm brandy helps.
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Pfister : I am Pfister, the family butler.
Larry Abbot : Yes! And I am that little boy you used to bathe and tuck into bed and bring warm milk and cookies to, just before you kissed me goodnight.
Pfister : May I have your name please?
Larry Abbot : My name?
Vickie Pearle : Is he kidding?
Pfister : Come in, Mr. Kidding. *I'll* take the bags.
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Larry Abbot : Something terrible has happened! I just found cousin Francis in my bed!
Pfister : Was he wearing a dress?
Larry Abbot : Yes, he was.
Pfister : Just ask him to leave, Sir. Tell him you have a headache.
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Pfister : [surprised] Master Larry!
Larry Abbot : Pfister, you *do* remember me.
Pfister : Of *course*. When did you get here?
Larry Abbot : About fifteen minutes ago.
Pfister : I wish I'd known. I would have greeted you myself.
Larry Abbot : Oh yes, that would have been nice. Well, huh, we can't have everything.
Pfister : Come along, you're in your old room.
Larry Abbot : Oh, good.
