Charles Tyner: Lyman Vunk
Quotes
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Lyman Vunk : [instructing a managerial training class] We reserve the right... to refuse service... to ASSHOLES like YOU.
[the entire class repeats his example]
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[Explaining how much formula has been given to Zipser]
Dr. Mole : I injected 20 cc's of bird cum. That is the equivalent of 3 tons of my new synthetic chicken.
Lyman Vunk : 3 TONS?
Dr. Mole : Yes... that would be as if he had a bucket of chicken, every day, for 500 years.
Lyman Vunk : Is there any chance of brain damage?
Nacio Herb Zipser : Cluck... Cluck.
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Lyman Vunk : [instructing a managerial training class] Put those cookies back... MOTHERFUCKER.
[the entire class repeats his example, Sister Sara crossing herself]
