Dick Butkus: Drootin
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Quotes
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Drootin : [an African-American motorcycle cop pulls up to the Buster Burger drive-thru] Drootin
[speaking through the mic]
Drootin : What's it gonna be?
Officer Rigney : [to the plastic pickle] Buster Burger on a stick with cheese, Cowcatchers and a Buster Shake.
Drootin : Hey, pig! We don't serve afro-turf toilet plungers here.
Officer Rigney : What the hell did you say?
Drootin : [speaking through the mic] Skid, Hash-mark. We don't serve freeway smokie donut chokers here!
Officer Rigney : [obviously angry] I wanna see your goddamn manager NOW!
Drootin : [speaking through the mic] You're talking to the manager peter cheese, so merge!
Officer Rigney : [getting off the motorcycle] I don't have to take this kinda crap from a goddamn green pickle!
Drootin : [speaking through the mic] Hey, Rotate-Kunta Kinte! Your check's ready at the welfare office!
[laughs]
Officer Rigney : [getting back on the motorcycle] Alright, Pickle! You ain't seen the last of me yet!
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Drootin : [notices Fred Domino sitting on his own suitcase] You tired? Why don't you give your hemorrhoids a rest?
[Fred stands]
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Drootin : [checks his clipboard] Mezzanine? That your real name or what?
Conchita : Conchita Margarita Consuela Mario Henyas Mezzanine.
Drootin : [checks his clipboard again] Says here your from Guacamole. You LOOK like you're from Guacamole.
Conchita : Guacamolé
Drootin : Whatever!
Conchita : I have come to your country to learn the fast ways of feeding the starving peoples of the south!
Drootin : Well, you came to the right place, sister!
Sister Sara : Yes?
Drootin : No!
Sister Sara : Sorry.
