Back to School (1986)

Michael McGrady: Player #1

Quotes 

• Player #1 : Hey, Lutz! You know who I am?

  Derek : Um, let me see. Uh, protruding supra-orbital ridges.

  [the football player picks up Derek by his shirt] 

  Derek : Small cranium. Uh, 1300 cc brain. Hmmm. Neanderthal Man!

  Player #1 : [to Jason]  You. I want you to call his mother. You tell her he's never coming home.

  Jason Melon : Whoah. Hold it, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy? I mean, look how many people got blue hair these days. You know?

  Player #1 : Shut up, meat-head!

  Thornton Melon : Hey, take it easy, will ya? I mean, the war's over. Get new parts for your head.

  Player #1 : Yeah? Wanna make something of it?

  Thornton Melon : Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...

  Thornton Melon : [points at Lou]  HE gets physical.

  [Lou takes a metal napkin holder and crushes it with one hand] 

  Lou : [stepping up to the player]  You got a problem?

  Player #1 : No. I haven't got a problem.

  Lou : Well, now you do.

  [Lou slugs the football player in the stomach, resulting in a full scale bar brawl with the football team]