Bread (1986–1991)

Victor McGuire: Jack Boswell

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Quotes 

• Jack Boswell : [about Aveline]  Have you seen her run for the bus? Her dress comes up around her chin. By the time she gets to the bus, she's all knickers and earrings.

• Jack Boswell : [about Billy]  It must be wonderful for him. Joey financed his sandwich business, Mam makes his sandwiches, I find him his customers, Dad gave him a van and he takes the profit, scoffs his meal and goes into a coma till the next bell rings.

  Aveline Boswell : He has got Julie and the baby to think about.

  Jack Boswell : And in between that, he finds time to procreate!

• Jack Boswell : Why don't you put your teddy bear down and face up to things?

• Adrian Boswell : [comes downstairs in a flowered shirt]  It's my new image.

  Jack Boswell : You look like a hanging basket.

• Jack Boswell : It's funny how we're always running away from women. It's like those poor male spiders in the jungle. You want to but you don't know whether or not she'll eat you afterwards.

• Jack Boswell : [Aveline has decided to give up modelling]  You'll be like a normal girl. You won't spend hours in the bathroom defoliating yourself.