Bread (1986–1991)

Peter Howitt: Joey Boswell

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Quotes 

• Joey Boswell : [Nellie is on the phone]  Who are you on to?

  Nellie Boswell : The electricity department. £145, they want. They must think we grow our own money. We haven't got it, I said, and that's that. We're all unemployed here.

  Joey Boswell : [opening post]  Ah, it's my gold American Express card.

  Nellie Boswell : Not as nice as the Barclay one, is it?

• Joey Boswell : Adrian, we've got one phone. Now, the other three are personal connections, brought about by the fact that Jack has a lot of friends in British Telecom. And I happen to be very good with wires.

• Joey Boswell : Who knows? The magic all might dry up. The universe might be short of Boswells. At least he'll rectify the situation.

  Billy Boswell : So what am I, then? The family stud?

• Billy Boswell : [Joey is sorting out the family problems]  It's Julie. She's pregnant.

  Joey Boswell : God, this is getting worse!

  Billy Boswell : She says I did it.

  Joey Boswell : What do you mean, she said you did it?

  Billy Boswell : She's right. I did.

• [repeated line] 

  Joey Boswell : Greetings!