Once Bitten (1985)
Jim Carrey: Mark Kendall
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Quotes
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Mark Kendall : I don't want to be a vampire. I'm a *day* person.
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Mark Kendall : Are you a prostitute?
Countess : I'm whatever you want me to be.
Mark Kendall : Good! 'Cause I only have five dollars!
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Robin Pierce : Ow. You bit my lip.
Mark Kendall : I did?
Robin Pierce : Yeah.
Mark Kendall : Well you shouldn't be so sweet.
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Mark Kendall : Oh, Robin, PLEASE?
Robin Pierce : Mark, we've been through this sex thing a million times.
Mark Kendall : Half way through it a million times. It's what people do when they're in love! It's natural. It's right.
Robin Pierce : Well it's not natural or right for me to do it in a car.
Mark Kendall : What about an ice cream truck?
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Robin : Mark, what is it?
Mark Kendall : [after witnessing about being invisible in a mirror] Look! I'm not there! Look! I swear I wasn't there a minute ago. It was that woman.
Robin : The one who bit your buttons?
Mark Kendall : I think she is a vampire and I think she has turned me into one.
Robin : Turning you into a vampire?
Mark Kendall : That's why I couldn't see myself. Vampires don't have a reflection.
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Mark Kendall : What was that scene in the shower all about?
Russ : That's the thanks I get for trying to help out a friend?
Mark Kendall : Oh you're a big help, thanks a lot. Did it ever occur to you guys that maybe you could've asked me?
Jamie : Oh my God!
Russ : She told us to look!
Jamie : I knew it! I knew it, we enjoyed it!
Russ : Would you shut up? Just shut up!
Jamie : No that's it! We're homos! We're rump-rangers!
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Ice-Cream Customer : Do you have a Creamsicle?
Mark Kendall : Take a hike! We're closed for renovations.
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Russ : Tell us what happened, man! Blow by beautiful blow! Did you undress her slowly? Like first, revealing big lucious magoombas?
Jamie : Did she have any tattoos or scars or anything?
Mark Kendall : I told you I don't remember! If you guys are so interested in my sexual failures, why don't you go have a few of your own?
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Mark Kendall : You know, maybe the Countess is right. It would be better slower.
Robin Pierce : Let's find out.
Mark Kendall : [as he closes the coffin] I believe I've created a monster.
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Mark Kendall : Please don't bite my buttons.
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[repeated line]
Mark Kendall : I'm not a vampire
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Countess : Hello, tall, dark and handsome.
Mark Kendall : Me?
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Mark Kendall : It finally happened. Did I enjoy it?
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Mark Kendall : Get me outta here.
