Letter to Brezhnev (1985)

Margi Clarke: Teresa

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• Charlie's Girlfriend : Hey - who the fuck are you giving your dirty looks to?

  Elaine : [to Peter]  Come on, shall we go?

  Charlie's Girlfriend : You better had, love.

  Teresa : And I think you'd better give your face back to the second hand shop you got it from.

  Charlie's Girlfriend : Slut.

  Teresa : I know I love it - like yourself.

• Teresa : You know what I'd do? I'd get a gorgeous photo of myself, lash it in an envelope, and I'd write a dead nice letter to that fellow... hey Vinny, what's his name?

  Vinny : Who?

  Teresa : The president of Russia.

  Vinny : Brezhnev, isn't it?

  Teresa : That's it.

  Elaine : Teresa! Why didn't I think of that? Oh, I love you!

  Teresa : Where are you going?

  Elaine : To write a letter to Brezhnev!

• Teresa : [Having just stolen a man's wallet who paid her to dance with him]  He wanted to buy a dance! Well he got the most expensive dance in the world!

• Teresa : Talk about Roman hands and Russian fingers.