Fool for Love (1985)

Sam Shepard: Eddie, May's half-brother

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• Martin : Is that true? She's really your sister?

  Eddie : Half. Half. Only half.

  Martin : Which half.

  Eddie : The top half.

• Martin : That's illegal isn't it?

  Eddie : Only if you get caught.

• May : You're gonna erase me.

  Eddie : What are you talkin' about?

  May : You're gonna erase me.

  Eddie : Watch out!

  May : You're gonna erase me or you're gonna have me erased.

• May : You smell. Your fingers smell.

  Eddie : [sniffs his fingers]  Horses!

  May : Pussy.

• Eddie : My horses have to suffer because of you.

• Eddie : There wasn't any fling with any Countess.

  May : You're a liar!

  Eddie : I took her out to dinner once.

  May : You're a liar.

  Eddie : Okay, twice.

  May : You were bumpin' on a regular basis. Now, don't stand there and give me this shit!

• Eddie : I hope this man comes over here. I really hope he does. I want to see him walk through that door.

  May : What are you gonna do?

  Eddie : I'm gonna nail his ass to the floor - directly.

• Eddie : You know we're connected, May. We'll always be connected. That was decided a long time ago.

• May : It's a big huge extra-long black Mercedes Benz.

  Eddie : Well, this is a motel, isn't it? Rich people have to sleep too.

  May : This ain't no black Mercedes Benz type of motel, Eddie.

• Eddie : If you ain't a cowboy, you ain't shit.

• May : How crazy is that chick?

  Eddie : She's pretty crazy. You just stay down.

  May : Have you balled her yet?

• Eddie : You got a job?

  May : That's right. Why? You think I'm helpless or somethin'? That's what you think, right? Yeah, it is.

  Eddie : No. It's - been a long time since you had a job.

  May : Well, I'm a cook.

  Eddie : A cook? You can't even flip an egg, can you?

• Eddie : You can introduce me to him as your brother. Okay? Come on. Okay? Well, maybe not your brother.

  May : Maybe not!

  Eddie : Your cousin! Okay?

• Eddie : Our Daddy fell in love twice. That's basically how it happened. Once with my mom and once with her mom.

  Old Man : Yeah, well, you see, it was the same love, it just got split in two, that's all.