Fletch (1985)

James Avery: Detective #2

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• Detective #1 : [as Fletch enters his apartment, he is ambushed by two detectives]  Surprise!

  Detective #2 : [dragging Fletch over the wall]  Come on, move, Move!

  Detective #1 : Police! Spread 'em!

  [Fletch assumes the position as the first detective pats him down] 

  Detective #1 : Got a gun, creep?

  Fletch : Shamu's got one. Borrow his.

  Detective #1 : [continues patting him down]  What have we here?

  Fletch : That's my dick.

  Detective #1 : Oh, funny boy.

  [the detective takes out a bag of heroin and drops it in front of Fletch's shoes] 

  Detective #1 : What have we here?

  Detective #2 : Looks like heroin, Gene.

  Fletch : [turns around]  Hey, you just planted that.

  Detective #1 : [point his gun at Fletch]  What'd you say?

  Fletch : You fellas want to read me my rights?

  Detective #1 : You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to have your face kicked in by me.

  Fletch : [quietly]  That's fine.

  Detective #1 : You have the right to have your balls stomped on by him.

  [the second detective blows Fletch a farewell kiss] 

  Fletch : I'll waive my rights.