Better Off Dead (1985)

Demian Slade: Johnny Gasparini

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• Lane Myer : [21:35]  Johnny...

  Johnny : Four weeks, twenty papers, that's two dollars. Plus tip.

  Lane Myer : Gee Johnny, I don't have a dime.

  Johnny : Didn't ask for a dime. Two dollars.

  Lane Myer : Well... it's funny see... my mom, had to leave early to take my brother to school and my dad to work cuz...

  Johnny : ...two dollars... cash.

  Lane Myer : See... the problem here is that... my little brother, this morning, got his arm caught in the microwave, and uh... my grandmother dropped acid and she freaked out, and hijacked a school bus full of... penguins, so it's kind of a family crisis... so come back later? Great.

• Johnny : I want my two dollars!