Better Off Dead (1985)

Kim Darby: Jenny Meyer

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• Jenny Myer : First, we have: Frawnch fries.

  Jenny Myer : And: Frawnch dressing.

  Jenny Myer : And: Frawnch bread.

  Jenny Myer : And to drink: Ta-da! Peru.

• Jenny Myer : [ladles an unidentifiable gelatinous substance onto dinner plates]  I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You *like* raisins.

• Jenny Myer : It's real aardvark fur!

• Jenny Myer : Hello Lane. How was your day?

  Lane Myer : Beth broke up with me.

  Jenny Myer : Oh, heh, that's nice.

• Jenny Myer : [regarding the blob of food]  It's got raisins in it... you like raisins.

• Jenny Myer : Hello, Lane. How was your day?

  Lane Myer : [devastated]  Beth broke up with me.

  Jenny Myer : Oh, that's nice.