Alice in Wonderland (II) (1985)
Carol Channing: The White Queen
Quotes
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White Queen : [singing] Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never ever jam today!
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White Queen : Tuppence a week and jam every other day.
Alice : I don't want you to hire me, and I didn't come for jam.
White Queen : Well, it's very good jaaaaam.
[sic]
Alice : Well, I don't want any today any way.
White Queen : You couldn't have it if you did want it. The rule is, 'Jam tomorrow, jam yesterday, but never jam today.'
Alice : Is not ever sometime, to jam today?
White Queen : No, it can't. It's jam every other day. Today isn't any other day, you know?