- Andy Jansen: Days are years and years are days when it comes to sorrow. There ain't no such thing as time. It's the way it is.
- George Jansen: I think what yer askin' is will I give you a shotgun.
- Arnold Hillerman: You got a few.
- George Jansen: Yeah. But I've had them guns a long time. And if I give one away I wouldn't see it no more. And I wouldn't see the fellow I give it to, either. Now it might be I can get along without one of my shotguns, but I don't want to loose a grandson. I wouldn't have none left... Say, you ever thought about being a millionaire.
- Arnold Hillerman: No.
- George Jansen: You might give that some thought.
- Eva Crescent Moon Lady: Where you bond for?
- Arnold Hillerman: You never heard of it.
- Eva Crescent Moon Lady: Well, Reno is a good place to leave.
- Arnold Hillerman: The place where I'm going to is a good place to leave.