2010 (1984)
Douglas Rain: HAL 9000
Quotes
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Heywood Floyd : My response is, we don't have enough fuel for an earlier departure.
HAL 9000 : The answer is, "I am aware of these facts. Nevertheless you must leave within two days."
Heywood Floyd : HAL, who the hell is sending this?
HAL 9000 : I'm sorry, Dr. Floyd, I don't know.
Heywood Floyd : Well, tell whoever it is that I can't take any of this seriously unless I know who I'm talking to.
HAL 9000 : Dr. Floyd?
Heywood Floyd : Yes?
HAL 9000 : The response is, "I was David Bowman."
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HAL-9000 : [message relayed from monolith] All these worlds are yours, except Europa. Attempt no landing there. Use them together. Use them in peace.
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HAL-9000 : Dr. Chandra, will I dream?
Dr. Chandra : I don't know.
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[HAL is told he may have to sacrifice himself to save the crew]
HAL 9000 : I understand now, Dr. Chandra. Thank you for telling me the truth.
Dr. Chandra : You deserve it.
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[Chandra inserts two of HAL's modules and activates his console]
Dr. Chandra : This is initial voice-logic reconstruction test number one. Diagnostics on voice recognition and speech synthesis centers has been completed. At this level all functions appear normal.
Dr. Chandra : [while typing] Hello. Doctor. Name. Continue. Yesterday. Tomorrow.
HAL 9000 : [mechanically primitive voice synthesis] HE-EL-LO-O. DO-OC-TE-ER. NA-AI-ME. CO-ON-TI-IN-NU-UE-YE-ES TU-UR-DA-AY, TO-O-O-MO-OR-RR-O-OW.
[Chandra inserts two more modules and hits a key to repeat the voice test]
HAL 9000 : [sepulchrally] Hello. Doctor. Name, continue, yesterday. Tomorrow?
[Chandra inserts two more modules and repeats the voice test]
HAL 9000 : [almost normal] Hello? Doctor? Name? Continue? Yesterday? Tomorrow?
[Chandra inserts two more modules]
HAL 9000 : [mechanically and rapidly, rising in pitch and speed] Hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellodoctornamecontinueyesterdaytomorrow hellrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyettyelrotinyetelrotinyet...
[Chandra clears the voice test, inserts the last four modules, and hits a key]
HAL 9000 : [perfectly normal] Good morning, Dr. Chandra. This is HAL. I'm ready for my first lesson.
[Chandra turns and paternally pats HAL's "eye"]
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HAL 9000 : I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
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HAL 9000 : Dr. Floyd?
Dr. Heywood Floyd : What is it HAL?
HAL 9000 : There is a message for you.
Dr. Heywood Floyd : Who's calling?
HAL 9000 : There is no identification.
Dr. Heywood Floyd : What's the message?
HAL 9000 : Message as follows: "It is dangerous to remain here. You must leave within two days."
Dr. Heywood Floyd : What?
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HAL 9000 : Do you want me to repeat the message, Dr. Floyd?
Dr. Heywood Floyd : Who recorded it?
HAL 9000 : This is not a recording.
Dr. Heywood Floyd : Who's sending it?
HAL 9000 : There is no identification.
Dr. Heywood Floyd : I don't understand.
HAL 9000 : Neither do I.
Dr. Heywood Floyd : Is this message by voice or keyboard?
HAL 9000 : I don't know.
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HAL 9000 : Do you want me to repeat the last response?
Dr. Heywood Floyd : No, no. Tell Curnow that this is no time for jokes.
HAL 9000 : Dr. Curnow is not sending the message. He is in access way two.
Dr. Heywood Floyd : Well, tell whoever it is that I can't accept that identification without proof.
HAL 9000 : The response is, "I understand. It is important that you believe me. Look behind you."
[Floyd does, and looks shocked to see Dave Bowman standing in the corridor]
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HAL 9000 : Are you sure you're making the right decision? I think we should stop.
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[Discovery is about to be destroyed by the birth of a new star]
HAL 9000 : I'm afraid.
Dave Bowman : Don't be. We'll be together.
HAL 9000 : Where will we be?
Dave Bowman : Where I am now.
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HAL 9000 : Dr. Chandra, I detect strong vocal stress patterns. Is there a problem?
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HAL 9000 : Are you sure you are making the right decision? I think we should stop. Four minutes to ignition. I enjoy working with human beings and have stimulating relationships with you.
Dr. R. Chandra : We enjoy working with you HAL and we will continue to do so - even if we are separated by a great distance.