Yellowbeard (1983)
Martin Hewitt: Dan
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Quotes
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Dan : Look, if you cut my head off it'll start to putrify!
Yellowbeard : Do what?
Dan : Putrify, go rotten!
Yellowbeard : Yeah, it would ooze a lot, heads do. But I could live with that.
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Dan : Everyone will be following you and if they catch you they'll have the map.
Yellowbeard : Bugger them! I'll eat it first. Won't be the first head I've eaten.
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Troila : What's happened to Daddy?
Yellowbeard : I killed him!
Dan : He's gone to heaven.
Troila : Aw, that's nice! He sent all his friends there.
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Flower Girl : [to Dan] Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan : [kneels down so he's at her level] What?
Flower Girl : Will you give me two farthings for a lump of shit?
Dan : No.
[she smacks him in the face with the ordure and walks away]
Dr. Gilpin : [coming up] Society is to blame.
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Yellowbeard : Betrayin's all part of piratin'. If you don't know that you're not even close to being a pirate, "Prawn of my loins", my foot!
Dan : What?
Yellowbeard : You're either born a pirate or not! It's in the blood Dan, and it's not in your blood or you'd have betrayed me long ago!
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Yellowbeard : Oh, been out raping, lad?
[sees Troila]
Yellowbeard : Nice work lad.
Dan : No, I haven't raped her!
Yellowbeard : [disappointed] No, you wouldn't have you poncy little git! You're not the prawn of my loins, your mother's a bloody liar!
[grins]
Yellowbeard : That's what I liked about her!
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Yellowbeard : Alright, Dan, if you're my son, prove it. Kill this stupid old bugger!
Lord Lambourn : Hold your horses...
Dan : I can't kill him! He brought me up! Just like a father.
Yellowbeard : Oh, you mean he's beat ya and kicked ya and smashed ya in the teeth?
Lord Lambourn : Yes...
Dan : No!
Lord Lambourn : No.
Dan : He's been kind and gentle.
Yellowbeard : What kind of a father is that? Kill him!
Dan : No!
Yellowbeard : Alright, I'll do it!
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Betty : You're all going after the treasure!
Dan , Lord Lambourn , Yellowbeard , Dr. Gilpin : No!
Lord Lambourn : Uh, botanical...
Yellowbeard : Killing plants!
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Dan : Father! We thought you were dead.
Yellowbeard : Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead. How are you gettin' on pirating?
Dan : Um, well...
Yellowbeard : How many men have you killed so far?
Dan : One. Two, I think.
Yellowbeard : You think? You'll never kill anyone if you go around thinkin'.
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Yellowbeard : You are a Yellowbeard!
Dan : What?
Yellowbeard : Killin' your father as I killed my father before me.
Dan : Dad, the blood...
Yellowbeard : That's what I like to hear! You are my son!