Yellowbeard (1983)
Eric Idle: Commander Clement
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Quotes
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Commander Clement : Twenty years ago today you were sentenced to jail.
Yellowbeard : Yes, and now I'm due to released.
Commander Clement : Yes. Or rather, no. You see, twenty years ago, no one was expected to live in jail for twenty years.
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Commander Clement : [about pile of dead bodies] What happened?
Betty : Plague!
Commander Clement : Plague?
Betty : All sudden like! Lucky I was out.
Commander Clement : That man's got a sword in him!
Betty : He fell on it.
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Harvey 'Blind' Pew : I may be blind, but I have acute 'earing.
Commander Clement : I'm not interested in your jewellery, cloth eyes.
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Mansell : That wasn't strictly true, was it sir?
Commander Clement : No, Mansell, it was what we in the British Navy call... a lie.