Hysterical (1982)

Brett Hudson: Fritz

Quotes 

• Dr. Paul Batton : Now listen Fritz, this is no longer Casper, it's a demon. The Devil is alive, he will NEVER tell the truth. Whatever you do, dont fall for it.

  Fritz : Dont worry Paul, I wont.

  Frederic Lansing : Fritz, your shoes are untied!

  [Fritz looks down] 

  Fritz : Dont listen to him Fritz.

  Fritz : I wont.

  Frederic Lansing : Fritz, your zippers down.

  [Fritz looks down] 

  Dr. Paul Batton : Dont listen to him Fritz.

  Fritz : I wont.

  Frederic Lansing : FRITZ... YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN!

  Fritz : Oh no you dont, I'm not gonna fall for it this time. Dont worry Paul, I wont listen to him.

  Dr. Paul Batton : Pull your pants up Fritz.

• [In a lifeboat] 

  Dr. Paul Batton : Now what do we do?

  Fritz : We can always dive for the Andrea Doria. I know it's around here somewhere.

• Fritz : Oh, so this is Mexico.

  [Dr. Paul Batton looks at Fritz, the map, and the tall trees around them, then grabs the map, turns it upside down, and hands it back to Fritz.] 

  Fritz : Oh, so this is Oregon.

• [Dr. Paul Baton, Fritz, and Kate all run to the sheriff's office.] 

  Dr. Paul Batton : We've got trouble!

  Fritz : Right here in River City!

  All : With a capital T and that rhymes with G and that stands for GHOUL!

  Kate : We've got Captain Howdy!

  Dr. Paul Batton : Right here in Hellview City!

  Fritz : With a capital C and that rhymes with Z and that stands for Zom... bie.