Dungeons & Dragons (1983–1985)

Don Most: Eric the Cavalier

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• Eric : Now what?

  Presto : Now we find Tiamat.

  Eric : How do we know which one is her?

  Presto : Easy, dummy. She'll be the one who attacks us.

• Presto : I'll fiddle with my twiddle and diddle with the middle and make a magic riddle that'll turn the giant little.

  Eric : Oh great. Now he's doing nursery rhymes.

• [the kids have had enough of Venger foiling their attempts to get home] 

  Eric : It's all Venger's fault! We oughtta do something about that guy.

  Hank : Eric's right!

  Eric : I am?

  Hank : Yeah, and we ARE going to do something about him!

  Eric : We are?

  Hank : That's right. The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger once and for all.

  Shiela : But how? Nobody can stop Venger. Not even Dungeon Master!

  Hank : Wrong. There's one thing that can. A dragon: Tiamat.

  Eric : [shocked]  You're crazy...

• Hank : I wonder why there are no guards around here.

  Eric : Because nobody is stupid enough to ever try to come here, that's why.

• Eric : [speaking to Presto]  Did you hear what he said? No telling *what* we may run into.

  Dungeon Master : [appearing from nowhere]  No telling?

  Eric : [shouts in startlement]  Dungeon Master! Do you always have to do that?

  Dungeon Master : No. Not always.

  Eric : Huh?

• [Bobby has been bitten by a dragon turtle and is sick] 

  Diana the Acrobat : There must be something we can do. We can't just let him get worse.

  Dungeon Master : The only cure - is the foot of a Yellowdragon.

  Eric : Oh great. What are we supposed to do? Waltz up to a yellow dragon and ask to borrow his foot?

• Dungeon Master : However, through defeat you shall find victory.

  Diana the Acrobat : What's that supposed to mean?

  Eric : It means the warranty has run out on Dungeon Master's brain.

• Presto : Sheesh Eric, enough with the spit and polish, huh?

  Eric : You can never have too much polish, Presto.

  [mumbling to himself] 

  Eric : Cause I ran outta spit an hour ago.

• Eric : Y-you guys grow up to be wookies?

• Presto : Sorry Eric... my hat doesn't work that well when it's wet.

  Eric : Or any other time!

• Eric : We're outnumbered ten to one!

  Diana the Acrobat : Alright then. You take two, I'll take eighteen.

• Dungeon Master : Just follow that path. But beware. You must never touch - the beauty - that breathes the beast.

  Eric : Beauty that breathes the beast? What is that, Cinderella with bad breath?

• Shiela : We're trapped in another world.

  Eric : What else is new.

• [The Young Ones are trapped by a pack of wolves; a howl in the distance makes them suddenly leave] 

  Shiela : What do you think scared them off?

  Eric : Simple Sheila, they took one look at my great strength; one look at my grim weapon.

  Diana the Acrobat : And one look at your grody face.

  [Bobby laughs loudly] 

• Hank : [addressing some Bullywugs]  Hello. We come in peace.

  Eric : A lot of good *that's* gonna do.

  Hank : It always works in the movies.

• Shiela : I think we're lost.

  Presto : I think we're exhausted.

  Eric : I think we're stupid.

• Eric : [sarcastically]  This is great. Now we're looking for a bunch of crybabies and a yacht club.