Dungeons & Dragons (1983–1985)

Willie Aames: Hank the Ranger

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• [the kids have had enough of Venger foiling their attempts to get home] 

  Eric : It's all Venger's fault! We oughtta do something about that guy.

  Hank : Eric's right!

  Eric : I am?

  Hank : Yeah, and we ARE going to do something about him!

  Eric : We are?

  Hank : That's right. The only chance we have of getting out of this world is if we take care of Venger once and for all.

  Shiela : But how? Nobody can stop Venger. Not even Dungeon Master!

  Hank : Wrong. There's one thing that can. A dragon: Tiamat.

  Eric : [shocked]  You're crazy...

• Hank : The orcs took Bobby and me to their camp. I managed to escape, but Bobby couldn't.

  Shiela : That's a lie!

  Diana the Acrobat : Sheila! What's the matter?

  Shiela : I went to the orc camp. I saw Hank talking to the orcs. They were planning our capture. He's working for them now!

• Hank : I wonder why there are no guards around here.

  Eric : Because nobody is stupid enough to ever try to come here, that's why.

• Hank : [addressing some Bullywugs]  Hello. We come in peace.

  Eric : A lot of good *that's* gonna do.

  Hank : It always works in the movies.

• Venger : Why did you not finish me?

  Hank : Because if we did, we'd be no better than you.