My Favorite Year (1982)

Joseph Bologna: King Kaiser

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• King Kaiser : I don't know. He *is* a legend. One of the biggest stars ever. He's one of a kind. A guy like this is irreplaceable. Replace him, Leo.

• King Kaiser : You look real nice today, Alice. Did you get those shoes I sent you?

  Alice Miller : Oh yeah.

  King Kaiser : Why did you send them back?

  Alice Miller : They were the wrong size. And they were used.

• King Kaiser : They're not serving tongue at lunch today, are they Leo? No tongue on show day. Twice they served tongue on show day, twice the opening sketch died... No tongue, get it? No tongue. Tongue, death...

• King Kaiser : Swann better be at every rehearsal, sober, or it's your ass. You understand? Now, see Sy, this kid's got balls.

• King Kaiser : Who are you to talk to me like that you little Jiminy Cricket pest bastard!

• King Kaiser : Well, we know he can do THAT !