Android (1982)

Crofton Hardester: Mendes

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• [after a fight against the authorities who wanted them dead, Maggie, Mendes, and Keller are all alive, but furious at each other] 

  Mendes : Where the hell did *you* go?

  Keller : Back off, Mendes. I took my man out!

  Mendes : Yeah, and left me with two more!

  Maggie : [backing up Keller, and lying, because she was the one who killed the guy]  Yeah, and he also took out the squid on the floor!

  [Keller and Maggie exchange looks] 

  Mendes : [lets go of Keller, but still sneering]  Big hero.

  Maggie : The show's over!

• Maggie : [indicating forward view scanner]  Take a look at this.

  Mendes : What is that?

  [UL-C53 Station is displayed] 

  Maggie : First stop. Better think up an alias, Mendes. Let's lose the bodies.

  Keller : Right.

  [Keller runs off the bridge to dispose of the police whom they've killed] 

• [Max enters the room where Maggie, Keller, and Mendes are arguing] 

  Max 404 : Excuse me. I thought you should know that that ship, the police ship, was alone. I've made a thorough check and there's nothing else in the sector. You have nothing to worry about.

  [Max's smile fades when the others don't thank him] 

  Max 404 : Well, I thought you should know.

  Mendes : Wait a minute! *You* blew that ship?

  Max 404 : Yes.

  [smiling again] 

  Max 404 : I did. Oh, I almost forgot. There's an emergency signal box planted on your ship. That's how they found you. I think you should dismantle it. Right now.

• Mendes : What the hell you doin'? Close the goddamned door!

  Mendes : Relax Mendes, we got them all.

  Mendes : There's *five* of them, you moron; we only got four.

  Maggie : Mendes! There's one behind you!

  [Mendes whirls around and aims at... a body on the floor] 

  Maggie : [calmly]  Meet Captain Popov.

• Max 404 : I forgot to collect your weapon, Mr. uh... I- I didn't hear - get his...

  Keller : Mr. Popov.

  Mendes : [angrily]  "Popov"?

  [Keller fixes Mendes with a stern look to name tag on Mendes' uniform] 

  Max 404 : How do you do, Mr. Popov? Do - do you mind?

  [Mendes smiles at Max, deactivates the blaster and gives it to Max, then takes out a second one and angles it toward Keller] 

  Keller : Come on.

  [Mendes smiles again to Max and gives him the second blaster. Max steps away to lock the guns in a cabinet] 

  Mendes : [warningly]  Bad move, Keller.

• [Max is showing Maggie and Mendes the video center] 

  Max 404 : There's a wide variety of recreational tapes to choose from.

  Mendes : You've got any good porno strips?

  Max 404 : What?

  Mendes : You know: men and women.

  Max 404 : Oh! Oh, you mean sexual instruction tapes.

  Mendes : [chuckles] 

  Max 404 : Well, as a matter of fact Mr. Popov...

  Mendes : [firmly]  *Don't* call me that.