Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Wendy Phillips: Mary

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• Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : [Mary is walking down the aisle among passengers]  When we're ready we would like to ask you to remove your eyeglasses and shoes and place your head between the knees.

  [She glances towards an attractive lady] 

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : Between your own knees, Father.

  [Father O'Flannagan pulls his head up from the attractive lady's lap] 

• Striker : Which passenger is Joe Solucci?

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : 16C. Why?

  Striker : He's carrying a bomb.

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : A bo - ?

  Striker : No, not a bo-. A bomb. Now, discreetly as possible, I want you to move the passengers, into the lounge.

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : We don't have a lounge.

  Striker : That's not important right now but, you got to do is get those people away from that bomb.

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : Well, what should I say?

  Striker : Anything. Just don't let Solucci think that we're onto him.

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : I'll do my best.

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : [Over Intercom]  Attention ladies and gentlemen, please. Would everybody move to the lounge who is not carrying a bomb.

  [Everyone on the plane stands up and screams] 

• Testa : Captain, Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!

  Captain Clarence Oveur : Both together?

  Testa , Elaine Dickinson : [together]  Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!

  Captain Clarence Oveur : Don't panic. Calm down, ladies. Now, are there any other problems?

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : [races in the cockpit]  Captain, we've run out of coffee.

  Captain Clarence Oveur : Damn! If I've told them once I've told them a hundred times, store extra coffee!

• Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : Captain, what should we do if the passengers start to panic?

  Capt. Oveur : All right, this is the way we're gonna play it.

  [pulls out a marker and pad of paper] 

  Capt. Oveur : Mary, I want you here in case there's a full-cabin press. Testa, you take the aisle here, cover Mary's weak side in case she gets double-teamed.

  Testa, Shuttle Stewardess , Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : Right!