Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Stanley Lawrence: Next Man

Quotes 

• First Woman in Line : Where is the passenger processing lounge for the lunar shuttle?

  Information Agent : Concourse lounge C, fourth level.

  First Woman in Line : Thank you.

  Information Agent : Next?

  Next Woman in Line : How long is my parking permit good for?

  Information Agent : Two hours.

  Next Woman in Line : Thank you.

  Information Agent : Yes, next?

  Next Man : What's the fastest animal on Earth?

  Information Agent : The cheetah. Next?

  Female Passenger #3 : Should I fake my orgasms?

  Information Agent : Yes.

  Female Passenger #3 : Thank you.

  Information Agent : Next?