Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

John Larch: Prosecuting Attorney

Quotes 

• Witness : Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.

  Prosecutor : Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?

  Witness : Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.

  Prosecutor : *Andy* went to pieces?

  Witness : No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.

  Prosecutor : *Howie* came unglued?

  Witness : Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.

  Prosecutor : And he bailed out?

  Witness : No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.

  Prosecutor : Then Howie survived?

  Witness : No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

• Prosecutor : Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?

  Dr. Stone : I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

• Prosecutor : Over Macho Grande?

  Witness : No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.