Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

Laurene Landon: Testa

Quotes 

• Male Passenger : [TV Version]  There's nothing to worry about.

  Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : Could you hand me your cup, please? Thank you. Be careful, it's very hot, okay.

  Male Passenger : Thank you, and stewardess, would you please tell my wife, that these flights are completely safe? I hope she hears it from you.

  Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : There's nothing to worry about.

  [Unger's hand sticking out of the door] 

  Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : [Screams and drops the last pitcher of coffee on the female passenger] 

  Female Passenger : [Screams, after Testa dropped the coffee on her] 

• Testa : Captain, Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!

  Captain Clarence Oveur : Both together?

  Testa , Elaine Dickinson : [together]  Mr. Dunn and Mr. Unger were sucked out an air lock in the computer room!

  Captain Clarence Oveur : Don't panic. Calm down, ladies. Now, are there any other problems?

  Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : [races in the cockpit]  Captain, we've run out of coffee.

  Captain Clarence Oveur : Damn! If I've told them once I've told them a hundred times, store extra coffee!

• Testa, Shuttle Stewardess : Captain, what should we do if the passengers start to panic?

  Capt. Oveur : All right, this is the way we're gonna play it.

  [pulls out a marker and pad of paper] 

  Capt. Oveur : Mary, I want you here in case there's a full-cabin press. Testa, you take the aisle here, cover Mary's weak side in case she gets double-teamed.

  Testa, Shuttle Stewardess , Mary, Shuttle Stewardess : Right!