Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

John Vernon: Dr. Stone

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• Prosecutor : Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?

  Dr. Stone : I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.

• Dr. Stone : Thought you might like a paper.

  Striker : Thanks...

  [opens paper, reads headline] 

  Striker : My God!

  Dr. Stone : What's wrong?

  Striker : They're launching the XR-2300! Do you know what that is, Doctor?

  Dr. Stone : The muffler bracket for a '79 Pinto?

  Striker : No, that's the XR-2200. The 2300's the Lunar Shuttle.

• Elaine Dickinson : [On P.A]  Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down. Please listen to me! I want to tell you what's going on with the ship! Thank you. We've been thrown off course just a tad.

  Tad Woman : Miss? What exactly is "a tad?"

  Elaine Dickinson : In space terms, that's about half a million miles. The bumps you feel are asteroids smashing into the hull of the ship. Also we're flying without a navigational system and can't seem to change course.

  Dr. Stone : Miss, are you telling us absolutely everything?

  Elaine Dickinson : Not exactly. We're also out of coffee.

  [the passengers, who stayed calm for the other disastrous announcement, become hysterical] 

• Businessman : So the company's actually doing very well. We're just raising the figures of the last quarter, they show a 40% increase over the past year.

  Dr. Stone : [looking at the patient's chart]  Visiting hours are over.

  Man in White : Doctor, do you think my brother will be able to come home to the farm soon?

  Dr. Stone : It's hard to say, it's a difficult case. He still thinks he's an accountant.

  Man in White : Okay.

  [Nurses, meanwhile, are trying to restrain the patient who thinks he's an accountant] 

  Businessman : You must believe me! Invest in money markets!