Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)

William Shatner: Commander Buck Murdock

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• Buck Murdock : Oh, cut the bleeding heart crap, will ya? We've all got our switches, lights, and knobs to deal with, Striker. I mean, down here there are literally hundreds and thousands of blinking, beeping, and flashing lights, blinking and beeping and flashing - they're *flashing* and they're *beeping*. I can't stand it anymore! They're *blinking* and *beeping* and *flashing*! Why doesn't somebody pull the plug!

• Buck Murdock : We'd better get to the tower, Lieutenant.

  Lt. Pervis : We have no tower, sir.

  Buck Murdock : No tower?

  Lt. Pervis : Just a bridge, sir.

  Buck Murdock : Why the *hell* aren't I notified about these things?

• Buck Murdock : Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

• Murdock : Stryker, you get that ship down... and down safe...

  [a giant money safe falls behind Murdock] 

  Murdock : ... there just might be a few of us who will forget Macho Grande.

• Murdock : I want a six-foot trench dug around the entire base. Fill it with gasoline.

• Striker : Ok Murdock, I think I got something that just might work.

  Murdock : what?

  Striker : A bobby pin.

  Murdock : Bobby pin. What the hell's, a man doing with a bobby pin. Lights on

  Murdock : [Turns lights on] 

  Murdock : All right Striker, if a bobby pin is what you got, you will have to do. Just shove it in there, you'll have to short that thing out.

  Striker : [Shoves the bobby pin, into the broken lever compartment, and sparks] 

• Soldier : Those lights are blinking out of sequence.

  Murdock : Make them blink in sequence.