Madame's Place (1982–1983)
Susan Tolsky: Bernadette Van Gilder, Bernadette Van Gelder
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Bernadette : Oh, well I demand to know what is going on. I mean, one minute your cousin Charlie is Mr. Suberbia and the next minute he's Baby Jane Hudson.
Madame : Well, I guess there's no hiding it now. Oh, when Charlie was in the army he was assigned to a top secret nuclear waste experiment.
Sara Joy : Mama told me never to play with that stuff.
Madame : Now one night while Charlie was watching a Bette Davis movie on television there was a terrible radiation leak. It caused every chromesome in his body to become nelly.
Bernadette : Oh, how horrible!
Madame : Yes. And ever since that fateful night he has transformed into Bette Davis whenever he hears the word Trash.
Sara Joy : Wow! It's just like David Banner whenever he turns into The Hulk.
Bernadette : Uh, that is science fiction Sara Joy. This is reality.