Gregory:
Go do something your own age, like demolish a phonebox!
Gregory:
Have you ever been in love? I'm in love.
Steve:
Since when?
Gregory:
This morning. I feel restless and dizzy. I bet I won't get any sleep tonight.
Steve:
Sounds like indigestion.
Carol:
Christ, you're worse that my dad. He's old - at least he's got an excuse for being a prick!
Richard:
All that fuss over a bit of tit.
Charlie:
That's not the way you spell 'Caracus' anyway
Andy:
What?
Charlie:
Caracas. It's c-a-s, not c-u-s.
Andy:
We've been standing here for four hours! Why didn't you tell me?
Carol:
Can you drive?
Gregory:
No, but it runs in the family.
Headmaster:
Off you go, you small boys.
Headmaster:
One problem area, the showers. What'll happen with the showers?
Phil Menzies:
Oh, she'll bring her own soap.
[
talking to Charlie about Gregory, after seeing him first with Carol, then Margo and finally Susan]
Andy:
There's definitely something in the air tonight, Charlie. That's three women in a row he's had.
[
on Gregory's doorstep, after their first date]
Susan:
At least you've stopped kissing me like I was your aunty.
[
he kisses her again, then pretends to look horrified]
Gregory:
What's my aunty going to say when I kiss her at Christmas?
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