Arthur (1981)

Barney Martin: Ralph Marolla

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Quotes 

• Ralph : I take it this bum will be calling you?

  Linda : Dad! He's a millionaire.

  Ralph : You have my permission to marry him.

• Ralph : Here's your tea.

  Hobson : I despise tea. Now, would you go to the bathroom and bring me two aspirin? You'll find them on the top shelf to the left, behind the untouched shaving cream.

  [Ralph looks embarrassed and leaves the room. Hobson coughs] 

  Linda : That sounds bad. Have you seen a doctor?

  Hobson : Yes. And he has seen me.

  Linda : You know, I think Arthur has a very good friend. May I kiss you on the cheek?

  Hobson : Is it something you feel strongly about?

  Linda : Yes.

  [She kisses Hobson, who smiles, nods, and prepares to leave] 

  Linda : What about your aspirins?

  Hobson : The aspirins are for you, my dear.