It Ain't Half Hot Mum (TV Series 1974–1981) Poster

(1974–1981)

John Clegg: Gunner 'Paderewski' Graham

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John Clegg in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Don Estelle, and Melvyn Hayes in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Donald Hewlett, and Michael Knowles in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg and Windsor Davies in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Melvyn Hayes, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Donald Hewlett, Mike Kinsey, Michael Knowles, Kenneth MacDonald, and Stuart McGugan in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Mike Kinsey, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg and Melvyn Hayes in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) Michael Bates, John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Donald Hewlett, Michael Knowles, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) Michael Bates and John Clegg in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Melvyn Hayes, Mike Kinsey, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Melvyn Hayes, Mike Kinsey, and Stuart McGugan in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Melvyn Hayes, George Layton, Kenneth MacDonald, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, Mike Kinsey, George Layton, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Windsor Davies, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Donald Hewlett, Mike Kinsey, Michael Knowles, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Mike Kinsey, George Layton, Kenneth MacDonald, Stuart McGugan, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974) John Clegg, Don Estelle, Melvyn Hayes, Kenneth MacDonald, and Christopher Mitchell in It Ain't Half Hot Mum (1974)

Quotes 

  • Gnr Graham : [they are ordered to fight and defy the Sun]  But the Sun isn't an anatomical entity, it's an inanimate object. How can we possibly fight it, Sergeant-Major?

    BSM Williams : [mocking]  How can we possibly fight it, Sergeant-Major? Let me tell you, Gunner La-De-Dah Graham, the British Army can fight anything! Intimate or not!

  • BSM Williams : Right lovely boys, let's have a look. Oehhhhh, very good. Very artistic. Wait a minute. Gunner Graham?

    Gnr Graham : Sir.

    BSM Williams : Come here.

    Gnr Graham : Sergeant-major.

    BSM Williams : University education.

    Gnr Graham : Yes, yes that's quite right Sergeant-major.

    BSM Williams : How do you spell artillery?

    Gnr Graham : A-R-T-I-L-L-E-R-Y

    BSM Williams : No no. You spell it A-R-T art, I-L-L ill, A-R-Y ary. It's not artillery, it's artillary, artillary! I've been in this regiment 22 years, and I oughta know.

    Gnr Graham : Probably you haven't seen it very often Sergeant-major, it's usually only the initials AR.

    BSM Williams : You trying to make out I don't know how to spell it?

    Gnr Graham : No I...

    BSM Williams : SHUT UP!

  • Rangi Ram : I shall put in telegram: "All postings cancelled. Whole area covered with Bubonic plague, and put into gelatine."

    Gunner Graham : *Quarantine*.

    Rangi Ram : Oh! Saab righty, Rangi wrongy.

    Gunner 'Nobby' Clark : Rangi, gelatine's the thing they cut your head off with.

    Gunner Beaumont : That's a guillotine, you berk!

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