- Jack Cartwright: [as Grice drives full speed toward the club] If we're going for a drink, I want to be alive to enjoy it!
- [Stewart has just broken Gupta's neck]
- Mrs. Cromwell: You've killed him!
- Capt. Gavin Stewart: Yes, he was going to kill me. And you. Things like that tend to make me impulsive.
- Secretary: [finding Melborne doing pushups in his office] Mr. Melborne, what are you doing down there?
- Melborne: Having a private heart attack!
- Col. W.H. 'Bill' Grice: Will you take a look at the engine in this thing?
- Col. Lewis Pugh: No, but I have a general idea.
- Col. W.H. 'Bill' Grice: It belongs in a museum.
- Col. Lewis Pugh: So do some of us. Well, cheer up.