Yussel Rabinovitch:
Hello?
Bubba:
So how's my favorite white man?
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Bubba! How's LA? You still working on your tan?
Bubba:
Ha ha ha! Every day, Jess, every day
Molly Bell:
Honey what happened? What was that all about?
Yussel Rabinovitch:
When a Jew mourns somebody dead, they tear a piece of their clothing
Molly Bell:
Who's dead?
Yussel Rabinovitch:
I am
M.C. at Cinderella Club:
No! No everybody! That ain't no brother! That's a white boy!
People in crowd:
What?
M.C. at Cinderella Club:
Get off the stage!
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Leo, why don't you go ask Tillie to dance
Leo:
I'm resting
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Just go ask her to dance, please
Leo:
There's no music
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Leo please! Go ask Tillie to dance!
Leo:
I'll dance
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Jess, welcome to California
Molly Bell:
No, wait Now! Welcome to California
Molly Bell:
I'm with Keith Lennox productions. Molly. Molly Bell. That's what they call me. My real name is a lot longer.
Yussel Rabinovitch:
So's mine.
Molly Bell:
Belengocavela?
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Rabinovitch?
Molly Bell:
Oh. That's not bad.
Yussel Rabinovitch:
He's just kidding around, right?
Molly Bell:
No, they're doing it for real.
Yussel Rabinovitch:
This song's supposed to be a ballad.
Paul Rossini:
That's his style, mister. Made him a millionaire.
Yussel Rabinovitch:
Yeah, but the thing is it's too fast. You can't hear the words.
Paul Rossini:
Yeah, that's why we brought you down here. He changed the tempo. You got to change the lyrics.
Keith Lennox:
Hold it! HOLD IIIIIIIIIIT! What are you playing? I told you three... how many times... Three times I've told you, it's too slow! Don't you understand, it's too slow. I want it faster, alright? Faster. Da da da da, all right? Boom boom boom boom!
Paul Rossini:
We can hear the "boom boom" in here, darling. It really sounds wonderful...
Keith Lennox:
I don't give a monkey's what you can hear, all right?
Paul Rossini:
But we're going to...
Keith Lennox:
Shut it! Just shut it, all right?
Keith Lennox:
Thank you. That was, um, very nice. Now why don't you just piss off and take those four clowns with you.
Bubba:
Boom boom boom! I want more boom boom boom! I want more boom boom boom!
Yussel Rabinovitch:
You overlook the beach
Molly Bell:
Sometimes the rent
Molly Bell:
Pretend you don't know me.
Eddie Gibbs:
Don't tell me Mr. Wonderful is back?
Molly Bell:
And just in time for Zany's Autumn Special in New York.
Eddie Gibbs:
Are you kidding? He walked out on Zany last year. The answer is no.
Molly Bell:
One song, Eddie, that's all I'm asking.
Eddie Gibbs:
No!
Molly Bell:
You owe him!
Eddie Gibbs:
He took a hike. Who remembers him?
Molly Bell:
His album went gold.
Eddie Gibbs:
A year ago
Molly Bell:
I'll bet your commission paid for this car?
Eddie Gibbs:
Where can I drop you?
Molly Bell:
New York.
Eddie Gibbs:
Forget it!
Molly Bell:
Damn it! You owe him!
Eddie Gibbs:
I hate him!
Molly Bell:
I love him!
Eddie Gibbs:
All right, one number, scale. One song, two and a half minutes.
Molly Bell:
Three.
Eddie Gibbs:
Two and a half!
Molly Bell:
Oh, all right, two and a half.
Eddie Gibbs:
All right, three.
Molly Bell:
Aw, thanks Eddie.
Eddie Gibbs:
You win. Three and a half.
Molly Bell:
Oooooooo, thank you Eddie!
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