- Father Ed: Today I'd like to pose a Biblical question. Is there reincarnation after death, and if there is, does the individual return in a higher or lower state than he or she held in his or her mortal life?
- Chuck Barris: Ooh, that's an interesting question, Father Ed. What is, uh, what is the answer to that question?
- Father Ed: Beats the shit out of me.
- Chuck Barris: How did you find me?
- Buddy Didlo: Chuck, you're a world famous celebrity. Trying to find you is like trying to find a camel in a haystack.
- Jaye P. Morgan: Singing Don't get up just let me have a kiss. Just think of all the fun your gunna miss. The way we gave the sensor fits everytime I flashed my little tits. Don't get up, Don't get up for me.