- Customs Man: Do you have anything to declare?
- Teddy: Two gallons of rum, and a considerable amount of cocaine!
- Clarisse Ethridge: [to her husband Richard]
- Clarisse Ethridge: I'm in trouble - and I don't trust you anymore!
- Teddy: [putting tape over Clarisse's mouth]
- Teddy: I'm sorry.
- Clarisse Ethridge: Are you?
- Teddy: No, but I wish I was.