- Hermes: [Discussing Sandie at film's end] What on earth are you going to do with her?
- Tom Trimble: You mean what am I going to do with her on Earth? Live happily ever after. Isn't that what you're supposed to do in a situation like this?
- Tom Trimble: Right after I'm burned at the stake I'll tell the whole story to King Arthur.
- Senator Milburn: Would it not show more foresight to tell him BEFORE the burning?
- Tom Trimble: You got a Wrench around here?
- King Arthur: Wrench? Wench? There are several wenches about the castle, but I'm not in the habit of putting them to the service of... things. Peg! Attend to its needs.
- Merlin: [Watching Hermes continuing to joust after his head falls off] I have seen similar phenomen in chickens, M'Lord
- Merlin: It is metal it attracts, Sir Mordred! Touch not metal with the blade!
- Sir Mordred: May his head be not of metal!
- Tom Trimble: [Realising Hermes has hidden a Playboy style magazine on Stardust] Hermes! Well, 30 years is 30 years!