Life of Brian (1979)

Gwen Taylor: Mrs. Big Nose

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• Mrs. Big Nose : [trying to hear Jesus' sermon on the mount]  Oh, it's blessed are the MEEK! Oh, I'm glad they're getting something, they have a hell of a time.

• Mrs. Big Nose : [a crowd is listening to Jesus speak]  Don't pick your nose!

  Mr. Big Nose : I wasn't pickin' my nose! I was scratchin' it!

  Mrs. Big Nose : You was pickin' it, while you was talkin' to that lady!

  Mr. Big Nose : I wasn't!

  Mrs. Big Nose : Leave it alone! Give it a rest!

  Stan : Do you mind? I can't 'ear a word he's sayin'!

  Mrs. Big Nose : Don't you 'Do you mind' me! I was talkin' to my 'usband!

  Stan : Well, go and talk to 'im somewhere else! I can't 'ear a bloody thing!

  Mr. Big Nose : Don't you swear at my wife!

  Stan : I was only askin' 'er to shut up, so we can 'ear what he's sayin', 'Big Nose'.

  Mrs. Big Nose : Don't you call my 'usband 'Big Nose'!

  Stan : Well, he 'as got a big nose!

  Man #1 : [trying to hear Jesus]  Would you be quiet, please. What was that?

  Stan : I don't know; I was too busy talkin' to 'Big Nose'.

  Man #2 : I think it was: 'Blessed are the cheese-makers'!

  Wife : What's so special about the cheese-makers?

  Husband : Well, obviously, it's not meant to be taken literally - it refers to any manufacturer of... dairy products.

  Stan : See? If you 'adn't been goin' on, we'd 'ave 'eard that, 'Big Nose'!

  Mr. Big Nose : Say that once more - I'll smash your bloody face in!

  Stan : Better keep listening; might be a bit about 'Blessed are the Big Noses'.

  Brian : Lay off him!

  Stan : Oh, you're not so bad yourself, conk-face... Where are you two from? 'Nose City'?

  Mr. Big Nose : One more time, mate! I'll take you to the fuckin' cleaners!

  Mrs. Big Nose : Language! And don't pick your nose!