The In-Laws (1979)

Richard Libertini: General Garcia

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• General Garcia : We have no blindfolds, señor, we are a poor country!

• General Garcia : I am a pacifist by nature with a deep Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life. I wish I had a choice but to kill you.

• General Garcia : [commenting on his choice for a new national flag, featuring a portrait of himself alongside a topless local prostitute]  If it wasn't for the church, this flag would be flying at the U.N right now. But no... they stand in the way, THEY STAND IN THE WAY!

• General Garcia : These are the best security men in the world. The used to work for J.C. Penney in Detroit.

• Vince Ricardo : How much of this you gonna' run off?

  General Garcia : 300 billion.

  Vince Ricardo : Oh, that'll do it. That's more than enough.

  General Garcia : It will bring the Western punks to their knees... In 72 hours, the monetary system of the world will collapse like a wet taco.

  Vince Ricardo : A very fine analogy, sir.

  General Garcia : Blood will run in the streets of Zurich. German bankers will just throw themselves under the trolley. Widows and orphans will be left penniless.

  Vince Ricardo : Sounds good to me.

  General Garcia : There will be panic. There will be looting, rioting in the streets and suicides.

  Vince Ricardo : Fabulous.

  General Garcia : And you, my dear, sweet American friends, you were here right at the start. Come. We celebrate.

• Sheldon : [eating]  This chicken is really sensational, you want to give out the recipe?

  General Garcia : Oh no, is old Tijado secret, the pollo must be marinated for six weeks.

  Sheldon : It's very good, you don't get this kind of stuff in New York.

  Vince Ricardo : when asked why he's not eating: My stomach is a little upset, I have to stay away from all marinated birds.