Up in Smoke (1978)

Arthur Roberts: Arresting Officer

Quotes 

• Arresting Officer : Sir, could I please see your license?

  Pedro : Whuut?

  Arresting Officer : Your license. Where's your license?

  Pedro : It's back there on the bumper, man!

  Arresting Officer : No, I mean your DRIVER'S license.

  Pedro : Oh yeah, I got the bullshit back here man...

  [gets license with great difficulty] 

  Pedro : Hey I thought'a somethin' really funny, man... Your mother!

  [laughs] 

  Arresting Officer : [after dirty look, of course]  Sir, what's your name?

  Pedro : uuhhh... Isn't in on the license, man? Yeah, that's it! Pedro De Pacas, man, that's my name...

• Arresting Officer : [to Man]  Sir, what's your name?

  Pedro : Whut? I told you my name, man!

  Arresting Officer : [to Man]  Sir... what's YOUR name?

  Pedro : [to Man]  Hey man! The dude wants to know your name, man!

  [Man vomits onto the floor of the car] 

  Pedro : Uuhhh - His name is RAALLLPH, man!